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Angela St. Lawrence is the reigning queen of high-end phone sex, providing esoteric depravity for the aficionado, specializing in Erotic Fetish, Female Domination, Cock Control, Kinky Taboo and Sensual Debauchery. To make an appointment or speak with Ms. St. Lawrence  CLICK HERE.

Cyber Monday

November 29th, 2015


Online shopping today?

Take a break & treat yourself to the best.


Spend some time with Angela.

Let’s get you to the top of Santa’s Naughty List.



$1.24/MINUTE (REG. $2.49)


Call 1 800 863 5478

ext: 0311424



If you would like to gift me for the holidays, Amazon gift certificates are always deeply appreciated, as I buy lots of books, bubble bath, candles, purses, shoes … well you get the picture. 

Just CLICK HERE and email to eclectipearl@yahoo.com.

I was a blessing for Thanksgiving!

November 27th, 2015



Dearest Angela,

Happy Thanksgiving.

I want to let you know that I am thankful for you and what you have given me since I was first afraid to call you.

I am thankful for all the times we have talked, for all the calls you granted me, for all the times you teased me, for the times you took possession of me. And I am grateful for the physical, spiritual and emotional transmutation you guided me through, by teaching me to authentically commit to a truly dominant woman, rather than a cheap imitation of one.

You are the most amazing human being I have encountered. I mean that without the erotic attraction which so deeply binds me to you. The you that resides in your head and your heart, that beams loving insight at me & every other person in the world around you. The you who innately knows when to chide, to praise, to laugh, and even to cry.

That this person shares the same flesh with the most erotic, kinky, intuitive, arousing, and desirable woman in the known world is a miracle of creation. I would be pleased to encounter either, but my blessing — this world’s blessing — is to know the two of you as one and the same.

You allowed me to know you through some of the most challenging times I hope you may ever have.

You have led me to be a better person myself, and have helped me hope to heal, and to hope I may have started.

Whatever small gifts I have given you are but tokens to show my respect for the priceless gift you continue to share with me.

Thank God, and Thank You.

Mr. J.


… and this ‘slave’ has certainly been a blessing to me.

xo, Angela

A funny thing happened …

November 11th, 2015

… on the way to this blog.

back bitches

As you might have noticed, over the past year and a few months, I haven’t been around this blog much. What can I say, except it’s been rough.  A lot happened and a lot that should have happened just didn’t.

Now listen boys and girls, I’m no whiner, but the curve balls were coming fast and heavy, one after the other.  I’m not going to bore you with the details, except to say that … OHboyOHboyOHboy … did I learn a lot.   A helluva lot!  So I think that pretty much now makes me smarter than you.

I was around as much as I could be: making boys do very bad things, tweeting and kicking ass.

But a girl can only do so much when she is in the middle of a maelstrom.  Unfortunately, the blog was at the bottom of a long list and I just couldn’t get to it most days.

But here I am.

There you are.

Here we are.

       Let’s get busy.

taking care of business

     xo, Angela

Pussy and Whipped Cream.

August 10th, 2015

No. No. No. No. NO!

These do not mix.

Choose one and eat it well.

Mistress says so.


Okay. I said my piece. G’night.

Do as you’re told, aberrant Romeo

August 9th, 2015

In some respects I suspect you’ve got a respectable side.
When pushed and pulled and pressured, you seldom run and hide,
But it’s for someone else’s benefit, not for what you wanna do
Until I realize that you’ve realized I’m gonna say these words to you.

Yeah, you don’t know what love is,
You do as you’re told.
Just as a child of ten might act,
But you’re far too old.
You’re not hopeless, or helpless,
And I hate to sound cold,
But you don’t know what love is,
You just do as you’re told.

I can see your man can’t help but win any problems that may arise,
But in his mind, there can be no sin if you never criticize.
You just keep on, repeating all those empty “I love you”s.
Until you see you deserve better, I’m gonna lay right into you.

Yeah, you don’t know what love is,
You just do as you’re told.
Just as a child of ten might act,
But you’re far too old.
You’re not hopeless, or helpless,
And I hate to sound cold,
But you don’t know what love is,
No you don’t know what love is,
No you don’t know what love is,
You just do as you’re told.
Yeah, do as you’re told


Special thanks to Mr. S. who sent this to me. (After all, Mr. S., it is *our* story, isn’t it?)

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