Well, I was planning on running an Easter special. It didn’t work out, but you guys know that, just like the Easter Bunny, I always deliver the goodies, and will come up with something soon that will Rock Your Cocks.
I’m also writing this post early evening of Easter day … because, well, I really really really was busy doing the Easter thing for my mother. I made her a basket with all kinds of goodies (shampoo, perfume, nail polish, chewing gum, bracelet, candy … all the little things that make her happy), and helped with an Easter party for her and her friends. See? I really do have a reasonably adequate excuse for the No Discount Holiday Phone Sex.
Then again, I have to say that even as a child, I never really was overly excited by Easter. Nor birthdays, come to think of it. Nor any holidays requiring picnicking (unless there’s a swimming pool). Yup, it’s pretty much just Thanksgiving and Christmas that wets my loins. Nonetheless, I did go out of my way for this one and I’m on-the-verge-of collapsing tired and glad to be back home. First, you and this blog. Then the sofa and a glass of wine. And then, the best part, bed and a book. Mmmmmm.
Before I go …
Just in time for Easter: Muppet Christ Superstar You can listen for FREE, but don’t be a putz. Donate generously.
So pretty: Dressed Up Easter Eggs
And guess what Dark Gracie did for Easter? She tweeted her intentions, so think on this for the rest of your Holiday:
And then there’s The Peruvian prisoners rocking those iron bars and with their production of Jesus Christ Superstar, and I love them for it.
My Pope Francis is a Rock Star. And don’t you forget it.
Ya know, there are those *other* Easter Eggs that keep on giving all year round.
Easter Joke: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take awhile to get me hard I just got laid by some chick!
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