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Limericks, Anyone?

So Sex Kitten had this limerick contest a few months ago. And despite there being a plethora of entries, three of my clients/callers/readers (not tellin’ who’s who-so don’t ask) took top honors! At the time, Gracie (of Sex Kitten-my kinda, sorta boss) gave them their five minutes of fame, and I remembered my manners and thanked them graciously. But before they are lost to posterity, I thought you might appreciate a gander. Honestly, they are so well-written, I’d swear all three of these guys are Irish by birth!

by Tony:

By a reader who finds himself smitten
By Angela’s prose
And the passion she shows
In the things that she writes for sex-kitten.
In person, her talk must be racy.
Her underwear, no doubt, is lacy.
But sexier still
Are the words from her quill,
Which she publishes now, thanks to Gracie.
Some people like leather, I’ve heard.
By some, domination’s preferred.
But for me, more exciting
Is Angela’s writing:
The brain tease, the mind fuck, the word!

by Sporosorium:

A cyber pussy so many adore
Created a site with class galore
By enlisting the greatest minds of Eros
She challenged these sensual heroes
with inkfilled sabers to extoll
and with cerebral words cajole
A readership of sextelligentsia

by Richard:

There once was the EclecticPearl…..
whose ways made his mind just swirl….
She’d whisper such smut,
t’would twitch mind and butt….
soon making his toes slowly curl!!!

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