http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/ Another day at the office with Angela St. Lawrence, PhoneFemFatale Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:26:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/#comment-11889 ZenFetish » Blog Archive » The Dirty Truth Mon, 17 Sep 2007 00:07:57 +0000 http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/#comment-11889 [...] Being female is a most awesome thing. There are bubble baths and lipstick and perfect hair and thumb rings and corsets and tankinis and skin lotions and stilettos and mascara and perfume and day spas and face scrubs and lace panties and purses and candles and mascara and baby doll pajamas and silk stockings and cut-off jeans and shoes, shoes and more shoes. We gleefully indulge ourselves, and it is the smart man is glad we do. And then there are girlfriends. There is nothing better than being a female and having a girlfriend. (Come to think of it, there’s probably nothing better than being a male and having a girlfriend, but that’s for another day.) Girlfriends come in all shapes and sizes. The best friend I ever had I didn’t meet until college. We were so close, I told her I believed that when God was making people with his cookie cutter, after only two cuts –me and her– on the newest batch of dough, She through the dough away. I occasionally share stories with you about two of my everyday girlfriends, Jenna and Nannette. There’s also Laurie, Kandy, Krista, Elizabeth and a few more. Someday I will tell you some of their sometimes debauched, sometimes capricious, and sometimes inordinate adventures. We have plenty of time. And then there are my ON LINE Girlfriends, among them, the three ladies I’m talking about today. ON LINE meaning they are accessible to you via there websites, blogs, and printed media which you SHOULD purchase. Why? Because all three of these girls, like my real life friends, are pretty fucking smart (I don’t do stupid; you should know that by now.) And also like my real life friends, they are beguilingly sexy. Because the Dirty Truth is: SMART IS SEXY. But I’m sure you knew that already, didn’t you? So why don’t we start with Chelsea, who–while not an official girlfriend of mine (I’m kinda Midge to her Barbie)–is certainly someone I admire and even–I admit it–envy. Not in the Green Monster kinda way, but in the Oh My Goddess of Ink, Quill and Parchment kinda way. Because this Brilliant Babe has been blessed by the Keyboard Gods with Kinky Fingers and writes so exquisitely about naughty things, I once said this about that: She dresses it down as everyday prose, but don’t let her fool you…her words are pure poetry. Chelsea’s blog, is a finger licking feast of flawless writing. And while there is plenty of right-on righteous sex, why is it (this is what I ask myself) that even when she writes about absolutely anything from snot to love to pop culture every single word –hell, even the punctuation–sizzles? This girl is rocking it, and apparently Penthouse agrees with the rest of us. Chelsea has an article, “Tough Love,” (about bedroom BDSM games) in this month’s Penthouse. Did I say I envy her? I adore her. Maybe someday she’ll let me hang out with her and Ken. Then we have Isabel Blyss who is kicking up dirt in the Phone Sex arena (and that’s a lot of dirt) with her articulately honed belles-lettres. A writer and poetess, Isabel has a lot of things to say, whether she’s whispering dirty no-nos in your ear, expressing her erogenous vision with provocative “Mini Erotica,” or seducing us with an impassioned rhyme. While she doesn’t brag about it, I happen to know that Isabel is an accomplished poet in her everyday life. A girl who loves words? And does Phone Sex? If I were a guy wanting my fantasy done well, I sure know who I”d be calling. And check out what her callers are saying: [...] […] Being female is a most awesome thing. There are bubble baths and lipstick and perfect hair and thumb rings and corsets and tankinis and skin lotions and stilettos and mascara and perfume and day spas and face scrubs and lace panties and purses and candles and mascara and baby doll pajamas and silk stockings and cut-off jeans and shoes, shoes and more shoes. We gleefully indulge ourselves, and it is the smart man is glad we do. And then there are girlfriends. There is nothing better than being a female and having a girlfriend. (Come to think of it, there’s probably nothing better than being a male and having a girlfriend, but that’s for another day.) Girlfriends come in all shapes and sizes. The best friend I ever had I didn’t meet until college. We were so close, I told her I believed that when God was making people with his cookie cutter, after only two cuts –me and her– on the newest batch of dough, She through the dough away. I occasionally share stories with you about two of my everyday girlfriends, Jenna and Nannette. There’s also Laurie, Kandy, Krista, Elizabeth and a few more. Someday I will tell you some of their sometimes debauched, sometimes capricious, and sometimes inordinate adventures. We have plenty of time. And then there are my ON LINE Girlfriends, among them, the three ladies I’m talking about today. ON LINE meaning they are accessible to you via there websites, blogs, and printed media which you SHOULD purchase. Why? Because all three of these girls, like my real life friends, are pretty fucking smart (I don’t do stupid; you should know that by now.) And also like my real life friends, they are beguilingly sexy. Because the Dirty Truth is: SMART IS SEXY. But I’m sure you knew that already, didn’t you? So why don’t we start with Chelsea, who–while not an official girlfriend of mine (I’m kinda Midge to her Barbie)–is certainly someone I admire and even–I admit it–envy. Not in the Green Monster kinda way, but in the Oh My Goddess of Ink, Quill and Parchment kinda way. Because this Brilliant Babe has been blessed by the Keyboard Gods with Kinky Fingers and writes so exquisitely about naughty things, I once said this about that: She dresses it down as everyday prose, but don’t let her fool you…her words are pure poetry. Chelsea’s blog, is a finger licking feast of flawless writing. And while there is plenty of right-on righteous sex, why is it (this is what I ask myself) that even when she writes about absolutely anything from snot to love to pop culture every single word –hell, even the punctuation–sizzles? This girl is rocking it, and apparently Penthouse agrees with the rest of us. Chelsea has an article, “Tough Love,” (about bedroom BDSM games) in this month’s Penthouse. Did I say I envy her? I adore her. Maybe someday she’ll let me hang out with her and Ken. Then we have Isabel Blyss who is kicking up dirt in the Phone Sex arena (and that’s a lot of dirt) with her articulately honed belles-lettres. A writer and poetess, Isabel has a lot of things to say, whether she’s whispering dirty no-nos in your ear, expressing her erogenous vision with provocative “Mini Erotica,” or seducing us with an impassioned rhyme. While she doesn’t brag about it, I happen to know that Isabel is an accomplished poet in her everyday life. A girl who loves words? And does Phone Sex? If I were a guy wanting my fantasy done well, I sure know who I”d be calling. And check out what her callers are saying: […]

]]> http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/#comment-664 ZenFetish » Blog Archive » Nanette’s Life of Crime Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:37:19 +0000 http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/#comment-664 [...] You remember Nanette, don’t ya? [...] […] You remember Nanette, don’t ya? […]

]]> http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/#comment-128 ZenFetish » Blog Archive » Blistered Lips Thu, 20 Apr 2006 20:11:07 +0000 http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/#comment-128 [...] Doc Johnson’s G Spot Tickler is a tongue-in-cheek sex-toy review I wrote with the help of my friend, Nanette.  Who –as you know– likes these sort of things much more than I do. [...] […] Doc Johnson’s G Spot Tickler is a tongue-in-cheek sex-toy review I wrote with the help of my friend, Nanette.  Who –as you know– likes these sort of things much more than I do. […]

]]> http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/#comment-31 ZenFetish » Blog Archive » Ring-A-Ling Sun, 12 Mar 2006 03:47:29 +0000 http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/#comment-31 [...] There are many topics we are going to dance around as this space of mine continues to expand, including (but not limited to):  financial domination, strap-ons, mainstream books I’ve read and love, really awesome people on the web, phonesex philosphies and how they differ, the world of fetish (lingerie, smoking, heels, tickling, leather, etc.), my personal shoe fetish, friends in my everyday life (you’ve met Nanette already), taboo desires (golden/brown showers, incest, cuckolding, forced homosexuality, etc.), the difference between fantasy and reality and just about anything and everything that strikes my little fancy. [...] […] There are many topics we are going to dance around as this space of mine continues to expand, including (but not limited to):  financial domination, strap-ons, mainstream books I’ve read and love, really awesome people on the web, phonesex philosphies and how they differ, the world of fetish (lingerie, smoking, heels, tickling, leather, etc.), my personal shoe fetish, friends in my everyday life (you’ve met Nanette already), taboo desires (golden/brown showers, incest, cuckolding, forced homosexuality, etc.), the difference between fantasy and reality and just about anything and everything that strikes my little fancy. […]

]]> http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/#comment-25 puzzler Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:20:07 +0000 http://www.zenfetish.com/2006/03/04/nanette-and-mr-happy/#comment-25 What a great story! I hope you have more stories to tell about Nanette; she is a great character. (Mr. Happy is pretty cool, too!) What a great story! I hope you have more stories to tell about Nanette; she is a great character. (Mr. Happy is pretty cool, too!)

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