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Bend Over, Rover

So what do guys think of strap-on dildoes?

In my not-so-humble opinion, at least fifty percent (that is a very conservative guess-timate) of American males dream of (masturbate to) learning the joy of anal penetration from a wild and wicked woman. Don’t look so shocked. I call ’em as I see ’em, my sweetness, and this one is a no brainer. If you don’t believe me, “run” dildo, mistress, domination, and strap-on sex through a search engine.

When I can get a guy to open up about fantasies and desires (much easier on the phone than in a one-to-one personal in-the-flesh encounter, I assure you), this is one of the “dirty secrets” I hear more often than not. Many guys actually keep a dildo stashed somewhere around the house, others only think about it. A lucky minority have been able to “live the dream” with enlightened lovers. Others seek out prostitutes or professional dominatrixes. Then there are the ones that aren’t too sure about “something that big up there,” but find the idea of a finger or tongue quite intriguing.

If you know me at all–and you should by now–you know that I am quite clear about the fact that I am not a lifestyle dominatrix. That doesn’t mean I haven’t dominated a gentleman or two in my regular everyday life. Then again, it doesn’t mean I have. Have I or haven’t I? Inquiring minds want to know.

It’s not that I am being evasive. Let me take that back…yes, I am being evasive. Because me private and me on the phone are two different animals, and I don’t spread myself all over the place like extra mayo on an oversized club sandwich. But as we become more intimate, I am sure that more will be revealed. So just hold onto to your phallic fetish icon and be quiet for now.

What I will tell you tonight is that when I go into strap-on play via the phone lines, I always get a little dom, a little tuff, and a whole lot of happy with that amazing girl-cock I’ve suddenly grown. It is a little bit heady to take a man in the way he is supposed to take a woman, and I refuse to apologize for my rowdiness.

I mean it’s all in good fun now, isn’t it? Get a sense of humor about this, for goodness sake.

See ya…

5 Responses to “Bend Over, Rover”

  1. lit major Says:

    Wow! Fifty percent? I guess there is still a lot you have to teach me! I’ll try to be a patient student.

  2. Angela Says:

    You are a very good student! Come sit on teacher’s lap.

  3. Jake Says:

    Angie, I believe you may be understating the percentage. When driving I used to use an anal plug quite often, and always kept a dildo in the truck with me. Ahhh memories. 🙂

  4. Angela Says:

    Jake! I never knew! Just you wait until our next rendevouz…time for strap-on mistress to make an appearance.

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