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I Resemble That Remark

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1. We have absolutley no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling “Woo-Hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We suddenly decide that we want to kick somene’s ass and honestly believe we can do it.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless crack whore than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “Oh my god! I love this song!”

7. We find a deeper, spiritual side the geek sitting next to us.

8. We suddenly take up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade. But that is because we can no longer tast the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.

12. We take our heels off, because we believe it’s their fault that we’re having problems walking straight.


My sister sent me this and a couple of items (particulary 1, 2 & 6) not only made me laugh, but reminded me (fondly) of a few of my nights out with the girls. I am not a good drinker and rarely partake. But when I do, watch out! (and thanks, sis!)

3 Responses to “I Resemble That Remark”

  1. metrosissy Says:

    I’m with you. Leave the drinking to the professionals.

  2. backroad Says:

    From what you’ve told me, I think you would be a lot of fun drunk. Remember your sister’s wedding? And that was on two drinks. Imagine the luck I might have if I got you to drink four. Well, a guy can dream, can’t he?

  3. science nerd Says:

    Oh that I would be the nerd cozied up on the stool next to dear Angela after a few too many drinks…sigh.

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