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Archive for May, 2006

So Shoe Me

Friday, May 19th, 2006

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So now you know, I’m a shoe-aholic.  I love ’em.  Sandals, heels, strappies, fuck-me pumps, sneakers.  I’ve rarely met a shoe I didn’t like.

These are the lastest additions to my shoe closet.  The black and red ones go very nicely with a red and black corset (thanks, G.) that I wear on occasion.

I’m actually much better than I used to be.  When I moved last year I got rid of at least ten pairs, maybe closer to fifteen.  Now I’m down to fifty pairs, give or take a few.

Shoes, in my humble opinion, really can make or break an outfit.  Very important, boys and girls.

When I get married, I hope he has a foot/shoe fetish.  Sure will make my life easier.  And a lot more fun.

Another dirty secret aired.  I feel much better.

Oh Oh: Gay Germs

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

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This mug is brought to you by Rob Manuel, the creative English bloke who created the Female or Shemale Quiz I sent you to yesterday. I think everyone should own one of these mugs. Vist Rob’s store and get me one, too, while you are there.

Take it to work and watch how the office mates react. If they laugh, they are cool. If they are uncomfortable, then they just might have issues. If they ask you where you got it so they can get one, then they are just fucking awesome. And would be a lot of fun outside the office. You might suggest a night at a bath house. Or ask them if they’d like to go shopping at the leather emporium with you over the weekend.

You can check out more of Rob’s quizzes (mostly work friendly, but you might want to turn down the volume) at his website. He sure seems to be having a heck of a lot of fun doesn’t he?

Shemale Quiz

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

Can you tell the difference?

I found this little quiz somehow, someway as I was tip toeing through linkage. You know how that goes. You never know where you are going to find your little butt.

Yes, I took it and scored 13/16. Come on, click the link and see just how you measure up.

And while were about this silliness, I will say this about that: Most men will swear that they can tell the difference between a girl-girl and boy-girl, but I just don’t think that is always the case.

Another thing I will venture: There is a whole bunch of guys (of course, not you, my darling) who would certainly like to take a first-hand “taste test.”

Come on. I dare you to take it. Weenie or no-weenie…that is the question. Are you smart enuff? Or are they just too darn tricky-dicky?

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Oh, and in re. to my post of 5/14/06, Just Say No, a few funny quotes:

Jay Leno: Mother’s Day also the busiest long distance phone calling day of the year. Over 300 million long distance calls. And those are just the ones being monitored by the White House.

Jay Leno: It seems the last few years, the NSA has been collecting the records of tens of millions of phone calls made by Americans. In fact, when he heard they had records of all the calls, today ‘American Idol’s’ Chris Daughtry asked to see them. “I want to check. I think there’s a mistake.”

David Letterman: The Federal Government is now monitoring telephone calls of millions and millions and millions of Americans. Honest to God, if the government had been monitoring my phone conversations, by God they should be paying half of my phone sex bill.

Hmmm

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

I’ve been laying low the last few days. Mother’s Day is, after all, MOTHER’S Day and I go out of my way to make it extra special for her. I have my reasons.

So now you know why you haven’t seen hide nor hair.

I’m warning you, don’t get your hopes up, cuz I’m off to bed in a few.

But before I do. I was just wondering:

Are you ever in the middle of a serious part of your life doing something like talking to your investment broker or chatting over dinner with a few of your boyfriend’s buddies or discussing finance options with a loan officer and, well…

Well, you’re bored. Right? These things are very tedious after all. So you’re mind starts to wondering. You know what I mean? And you start thinking kinda-sorta naughty thoughts about the person sitting across from you.

Did you ever wonder what they would be like in bed? What they say or do when they are cumming? Or what their kink is? Or what sexual act really turns them on? Doggy style? Anal? Oral? Bondage? Spanking?

And if you’re me, you wonder if they’ve ever done phone sex. And if they do phone sex, what type of phone sex do they like? Moan & Groan Kmart? Forced Cock-Sucking? Daddy’s Little Girl? Toilet Training? Small Dick Humiliation?

Things that make you go hmmm.

Just Say No

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

As I said once before and because sometimes if you don’t laugh you’ll cry:

If you are worried about the president listening in, just use bigger words.

That was in January, around the time that the FBI declared its War on Porn, when MSN and Yahoo turned records of users’ surfing habits over to government investigators.

Of course that blew over quickly. After all, they were just messing with the Adult Industry. No need for John and Jane Doe to fret. They were safe. Right?

Well…

In case you haven’t heard, Verizon, AT&T and Bell South have admitted to sharing call records with the NSA. The righteous and mighty Capital Clux Clan, who evidently have never read the Constitution or Bill of Rights, now have added illegal spying on everyday Americans to their bag of dirty tricks. Seems that John and Jane Doe just might not be as safe as they thought they were.

Google said no to the FBI. Qwest said no to the NSA. Shame on the rest of them.

What can you do? The ACLU has an online petition which you can access here.

Be my guest. Take a stand. Do the right thing.

xo