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What’s Up With That?

Just downright cranky today, so:

  1. What fucking dummy decided to start putting tofu into egg drop soup?
  2. Who told callers it is ok to start out your first call ever with a PSO with, “Tell me how you like that big, n***er dick, baby? (To which I always reply: “Why don’t you tell me how much you like it? Because isn’t that what we’re really talkling about here?” and/or “We will not be using racial slurs in this call.”) click
  3. Who cares if other PSOs copy your stuff? Girls copy me all the time. So what? If the girl is so stupid that she can’t make up her own copy/design/etc., even if she gets a few callers who might have ended in your lap instead of hers, she isn’t going to be able to deliver the goods. So don’t sweat it.
  4. Radio Shack customer service still sucks.
  5. Come to think of it, so do their products.
  6. Circuit City is on my shit-list now too. I will be writing about that soon. Stay tuned.
  7. Why is it so hard to figure out that there is no way around it: Instant Karma is going to get you. So what is all this PSO snarky-narci-ness around the ‘net these days? Don’t we have better things to be doing with our time than ratting each other out? Fucking with someone else’s business is never, ever a good thing. And it will always hurt the fucker more than the fuckee.
  8. Is there anything worse than a sub topping from the bottom? Like any of them could ever get away with it when they tangle with me. Block and Delete: Such awesome tools for the modern Mistress on the go.
  9. Why oh why can’t I get my damn website updated? I have so many ideas, but they are all jumbled and I seem to be incapable of putting them into even some facsimile of coherency.
  10. Hello out there, DeliaCD, the most beautiful crossdresser on the web. My version of the check is in mail: Stories coming…I swear!

So I just opened a fortune cookie: Reorganization is crucial at this time.

Lucky numbers: 5, 7, 13, 24, 30, 42.

So do I take the fortune to heart? Or do I go buy a bunch of lottery tickets? Or do I take two aspirin and call myself in the morning?


But here is something to smile about. Even me, as cranky as I am.

7 Responses to “What’s Up With That?”

  1. Luscious Lyndee Says:

    Dearest Angie…I took your advice and bought that Radio Shack headset, and now you are telling me their products suck? What is up with that? I guess I will take it back now…Now, I will DEFINITELY agree with you on all of the PSO BS, but you already knew that!! Karma is a bitch, some learn that quicker than others! Sorry you are cranky…is there anything I can get for you? XO

  2. Richard Says:

    Hope this morning finds you feeling more cheerful.

  3. Angela Says:

    Lyndee and Richard:

    Composing above entry? an investment of time.

    Going to bed immediately after? an indulgent luxury.

    Waking up to find with a cup of coffee and finding two of my favorite people here at my silly little blog? priceless.

    ….and I’m just not so cranky anymore. How did that happen.

  4. Kylie Says:

    Wow, I guess you weren’t lying when you told me you were cranky? Lol… I’m glad to hear you’re feeling better…hopefully I really did make you smile this morning, Angela. 🙂

    I LOVE this blog~I haven’t stopped by in a while but I love reading your stuff!! I think it’s habit forming, actually…. Smart women tend to have that effect on me. 🙂

    xoxo, Kylie

  5. tom Says:

    Take 2 aspirin and call ME in the morning…nothing like waking up with Angela.

  6. hot java Says:

    Hurricane Angela can blow my way anytime….sorry about the trailer trash-level of that opening line, my mistress. Some days do seem like a vast right wing conspiracy on a very personal level. And it is a fact that retail incompetence has grown over the years and that Radio Shack is probably the poster child of that trend. So, my love, smiles and good wishes to you.

  7. metroman Says:

    I love you when you’re in this mood.

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