…in the Enchanted Forest.

Kryptonite
Ron Koertge

Lois liked to see the bullets bounce
off Superman’s chest, and of course
she was proud when he leaned into
a locomotive and saved the crippled
orphan who had fallen on the tracks.

Yet on those long nights when he was
readjusting longitude or destroying
a meteor headed right for some nun,
Lois considered carrying just a smidgen
of kryptonite in her purse or at least
making a tincture to dab behind her ears.

She pictured his knees giving way,
the color draining from his cheeks.
He’d lie on the couch like a guy with
the flu, too weak to paint the front
porch or take out the garbage. She
could peek down his tights or draw
on his cheek with a ball point. She
might even muss his hair and slap
him around.

“Hey, what’d I do?” he’d croak just
like a regular boyfriend. At last.

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Thanks to “J” for sending this which most definitely caught my fancy, particularly since I’d found myself enthralled this past weekend with an A&E documentary, Look, Up in the Sky! The Amazing Story of Superman.

Of course, women always have the Kryptonite. Smart ones use it to their advantage.

Thanks to The Continental for sending me this. I always thought I preferred a good game of Scrabble or Boggle. Of course, Scrabble could work. Or I could just wear fishnet while playing Scrabble. Talk about playing offense!

Angelaphabet 2.1  ~  Random Acts of Naughty

Alexandra the Beautiful
Boyfriend Speak (She loves him, don’t ya know?)
Cute, Cuddly and Stern Madame
Democrat Goddess Bringing out the Whips
Egyptian Fellatio
Free Audio from KinkRadi-Oh
Get Your Erotic Site Listed
Hypnosis MP3s from Lovely Isabella
Incest, Kinda-Sorta
Janet Reno, Redux (This guy is pissed…and very funny.)
Klown Kink
Lingerie Haiku, by Michelle
Milking: And so it Begins
Naked Lunch on Trial
Oh … No You don’t! (Cock control: It’s a good thing.)
Pimped Out by Domina Dorothy
Quick Study: “Don’t Throttle Mistresses”
Richard Knows
Sex Sells
Transexual Reality from the Heart (God bless Will.)
Utterly Awesome Phone Sex
Video of the Absurd (What’s love got to do with it?)
Watersports, Buggery, Bestiality and More
X-Rated Cuckold Closet (Note the quote at the top.)
You Know Miss Karen (But I ain’t tellin’ how.)
Zen Porn for Queers

….is what we are doing today.

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What I’ve been thinking in the aftermath of the Election Day Massacre, the booting of Rummy and Haggard’s outing is that, although I’ve been thinking bunches, so has everybody else and they’ve been blogging like crazy about it. So I will refrain from opining here about all of that.

Except to say the sleaziness of it all is quite disgusting (what Molly Ivans calls “a race to the bottom“), and it’s about time both parties got over themselves to –instead of having to win at all costs– meet somewhere in the middle. Middle is good, don’t ya know? I kinda-sorta think it is what the original plan was, don’t you?

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“Meeting in the Middle” is something I’ve been thinking about a lot recently in regards to Adult bloggers, webmasters and webmistresses, a group which would include myself. In case you don’t know what’s going on, what started out as a sincere attempt to protect children who might be victims of sexual exploitation/abuse has been twisted into an all out “War on Pornography.” And it’s not pretty.

But the basic premise, that children need protection, is a good thing. I am just wishing that the Anti-Porno Warriors and Adult Providers would each stop trying to win and would rather sit down and negotiate some sort of middle ground. That’s all. Is it asking too much?

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Coming soon: Vanilla Savant will be joining my Savant collection.

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Have you been keeping up with Mistress V? Besides being gorgeous, dominant and sexy, Mistress V is right-on, take-no-prisoners smart. Reading her blog is always an adventure. As when recently she so astutely commented on a certain not-so-angelical Evangelist. And then there is her “sweevilicious” take on Carmamel Apple Wraps. No wonder she has so many daily readers. Simply superior in every way.

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I got to discussing Christopher Walken with a caller and he agreed with me that Mr. Walken is frickin’ awesome (and he is: don’t argue with me/us). Mentioned was the New York Times article (which neither of us can find now) noting that even though most of Walken’s films are less than stellar, he is beloved by most of the movie-going public.

And, of course, there is Mr. Walken’s turn as video star for Fat Boy Slim’s Weapon of Choice, which won six MTV Awards and “best video of all time.” And who can not love the his ongoing SNL stint as The Continental?

Anyway, said caller has changed his NF member name to The Continental, which just tickles me to no end.

Champagn-ia, anyone?

xo, Angela