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Nailing Jelly to a Tree

…which is kinda-sorta what I’ve been up to today.

On the mend, but feeling still delicate — I am taking calls by arrangement only and only if I can. Which means that if I wear out, I will bail.

Believe it or not, some calls are easier than others and require less intense effort on my part. Those I can handle. The guy on coke who wants to talk about how wonderful his own personal penis is for twelve to eighteen or even more hours — I cannot handle. Not even on a good day.

My advice to you, mister, is to get off the coke, then find a vagina (or even another penis) that you love more than your own equipment.

So I am getting my appetite back which is a very good thing. Just finished a bowl of mixed vegetables…so yummy!

Heeding a beloved friend’s counsel to “take it easy,” I’ve started on my Christmas cards while making lists: Online Holiday Shopping, Mall Shopping, Grocery Shopping, Holiday Tasks, Website Tasks, Professional Commitments. And I’ve been doing sundry other little things in between. With (guilt-free) naps as needed. Because I have a lot to do this month and need to continue getting better.

I’ve decided to feature a different charity each day through Christmas (via a button at the end of each day’s blog entry) and today’s is extra special. Do you know what today is? Because I sure didn’t. But thanks to Dear Madame (known as “Madame Dearest” amongst more submissive types, I do believe) I’ve been enlightened. Today is World Aids Day and what better way to start a season of giving than to contribute to such a worthy cause?

The easiest thing to do? Light a Candle. And please pass along that link. Every time the candle is lit, Bristol-Myers Squibb will donate a dollar to the National Aids Fund.

And a very cool list: 12 Ways to Join the Fight Against Aids.

Thanks. Kisses & Hugs. I’ve got to get back to nailing that jelly. Anybody got a hammer?




7 Responses to “Nailing Jelly to a Tree”

  1. booklover35 Says:

    Don’t rush it, Angie. But it is great to have you on the mend.

    I love the charity a day plan; it’s a great way to get into the holiday spirit. For my fellow Angie-fans: enough candles have been lit to max out the Bristol-Meyers contribution. I moved on, via the button, to Save the Children.

  2. TheContinental Says:

    I would love to nail something to the tree, yes. I think you know what I mean.

    It is not Jelly, Mia More.

    Your offering your time and effort for charitable work such as this shows how genuinely fine a woman you are.

    The Continental

  3. LusciousLyndee Says:

    Very cool idea, Angela!! I sponsor a child in Indonesia through Save The Children…the sweetest little 8 y/o girl! I love the feeling I get when receiving pics and letters from her; awesome idea!!!

    Hope you are feeling better, sweets!!!

  4. Mr. Smith Says:

    It seems our Angela is not only back, but it top form. It will be an adventure to see what charity you pick for each day as we get closer to the big day.

    Of course, you’ve been missed. Now what do you have planned for us?

  5. hdb Says:

    I prefer to smear jelly places (and not on a tree, I might add). But, wherever Ms. St. Lawrence wants jelly smeared, so be it. I will make it my crusade to smear as much jelly on as many trees as I possibly can. A sticky, but noble task.

    May I add, the addition of these charitable links to help folks, is so much a part of this lady, that it keeps me smiling and fond of this selfless spirit.

    Thank you for reminding us that no matter what, giving and caring is the most precious act.

  6. science nerd Says:

    Angie gives me a heart on. Bad play on words aside, she is a saint among sirens and has stop and smell the roses as one of her many fine qualities. I now put money in the Salvation Army bucket every time I pass it thanks to her influence. Angela, you are the feel-good for all seasons mistress.

  7. Porno Person Says:

    Sign me up!

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