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Christmas Condoms


For when they placed it on his head….

Dick the halls with boughs of holly…


Santa Baby! Oh,baby. Oh, baby.

(Since I’m shopping and wrapping and mailing and arguing with inept customer service reps I’m kinda-sorta preoccupied. But here’s something I hope will give you a little something to smile at/about.

You can purchase these adorable stocking-stuffers at Condom Country.

xo, Angela

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7 Responses to “Christmas Condoms”

  1. booklover35 Says:

    “Oh, come, all ye faithful …!”

  2. goodguygonebad Says:

    Or: “It came upon a midnight clear!”

  3. PQS Says:

    The only thing better than sharing a Christmas Condom with the one you love during the festive holiday season is sharing it while listening to some really good holiday music.

    Of course, everyone has his favorite Christmas song. Mine is “Christmas in Jail” by The Youngsters, which can be heard here, assuming you’re strong-stomached enough:


    Just scroll down until you find it.

    Merry Christmas all!


    Pervert Q. Savant

  4. hot java Says:

    Spank the rod and spoil the child (this child says thanks for spoiling me, Angela).

  5. Mr. Smith Says:

    Ms. St. Lawrence: You are such a naughty girl. Very nice. Hope the Holidays are shaping up for you.

  6. david Says:

    Hark the Horny Angels Sing
    Feel this, Naughty One (get it?)
    Jingle Balls
    Rudolph the Well-Hung Reindeer
    I Saw Mommy Schtupping Santa Claus

  7. booklover35 Says:

    Only ZenFetish could lead us to such unknown classics as “Christmas in Jail!” Thanks, PQS, and Merry Christmas to all!

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