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Sweet Jesus! Holy Goddess!

Three Proofs that:

Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He knew his Mother was a virgin and his Mother knew He was God.

Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2 He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

THE TRUTH – Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
2. He tried to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. Even when dead, He got back up because there was work to do.

Can I hear an Amen? Thanks to my sister for sending this my way.

xo, Angela

6 Responses to “Sweet Jesus! Holy Goddess!”

  1. HDB Says:

    Always pushing some envelope : sex, politics, religion, or humor. Here we are, once again with our Dear Author and Queen Kinkstress Angela as favorite online read. Some very funny stuff.

    Thanks Angela!

  2. Metro Sissy Says:

    Now it all makes sense. I guess I was right all along.

  3. jeremy Says:

    So it’s Mathew, Mark, Luke and Vito. And how about the book of Tyrone? Thanks for the clarification, Angela.

  4. David C. Says:

    So we finally learn the real deal. I’m just about ready to be “born again” I do believe.

  5. goodguygonebad Says:

    Now I know where the “Saint” in “St. Lawrence” comes from!

  6. limajor Says:

    Are you sure he wasn’t a PSO? He surrounded himself with loyal male followers. He’d talk to almost anybody. He loved telling stories. And he had a wonderful ability to raise people from the dead!

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