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Small Penis Prevention

Small Penis Prevention

Women everywhere unite! The SMALL PENIS EPIDEMIC is no laughing matter. Then again, maybe it is.

Either way, our fearless leader, Mistress V, has the problem in hand, so to speak. If you missed her Second Annual Small Penis Prevention Day like I did, shame on you. And me. Of course she could have sent me a reminder, but she is, after all, the Goddess, and who am I to complain?

So I missed the picnic and the parade.

But I think we need to get serious about the Diminutive Dicklette Dilemma. No one is safe. Sooner or later some major malfunction is going to be pointing his miniature member at one of us, expecting sex, possibly even insertion or fellatio, gawd forbid. So next year, I’ll try to remember. And in the meantime, maybe Mistress V should throw her tiara into the political ring. 2008 is just around the corner, and while I adore Hillary Clinton, she just doesn’t understand the importance of this issue.

xo, Angela (wink)

9 Responses to “Small Penis Prevention”

  1. Metro Sissy Says:

    Okay, I’ll admit it: Guilty as charged. But I know better than to get it anywhere near you and Mistress V. I remember that time the three of us talked. It was not pretty. Although you two seemed to enjoy yourselves.

    At my expense, as it always should be.

  2. Myles Says:

    oh god… too freakin funny. I got a genuine belly laugh from this one.


  3. Mistress V Says:

    Ohh girlie you are too fucking funny. Spoken like a true smart ass!!!

    Hugs to you and I think I will have to spank you for forgetting, xoxoxox love ya sista

  4. Mr. Smith Says:

    This is exactly why I hide the tape measues and rulers around the house.

  5. David C. Says:

    I wonder what a parade and picnic celebrating THE SECOND ANNUAL SMALL PENIS PREVENTION DAY would entail?

    I dare not ask what would be on the barbeque.

  6. litmajor Says:

    Angela, thank you for having this rally in September. If it were in the cold winter months …. well, you have no idea just how small “small” can be!

  7. HDB Says:

    I think it’s safe to assume that Mr. C is referring to cookin’ up some wieners and Ms. St. Lawrence is referring to those of the cocktail proportions. Too funny. Thanks.

  8. puzzler565 Says:

    My beloved liberal friend, how nice that you have finally identified an issue where Hillary is out of touch!

  9. Jake Says:

    I’m not sure that Hillary is willing to be in touch with a penis large or small.

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