Comments on: Biff’s Back!

By: Phone Sex Bailout? | ZenFetish

Phone Sex Bailout? | ZenFetish — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 03:46:10 +0000

[...] Thanks you Pervert Savant, for the cutest poem ever! And readers, while you’re here, learn more about my Savant Collection right here and read Pervert Savant’s ongoing series, Lingerie on the Razor-Wire by clicking here. [...]

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Talk to Nina Hartley Live Tonight! | ZenFetish — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:20:25 +0000

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By: goodguygonebad

goodguygonebad — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:28:41 +0000

Biff for President! She could handle the terrorists AND close the budget deficit. Not sure I like her views on immigration, however.

Thanks for the laughs. This is the most amazing website.

By: Lyndee

Lyndee — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:04:05 +0000

Admittedly, I have been back three days in a row to read the latest installment. Each and everytime, I get more from it, kinda like watching a movie more than once, only to discover that you totally missed out on one or two vital phrases or scenes.

Well, I think I have now read Chapter 6 for the last time…not sure yet. All I can say is… I had a number of chuckles and, DAMN, you are GOOD! Two thumbs up, although deserved of many more!

By: The Professor

The Professor — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:55:48 +0000

Lou Dobbs! I smell a prison riot in the making.

By: litmajor

litmajor — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:22:11 +0000

I think I’ve found my thesis topic! “Penned Up: Modern American Cultural Observations in the Self-Contained Universe of the West Texas Prison Writings of P.Q. Savant.” Please publish the darn book so I can write about it.

By: lawyer guy

lawyer guy — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:09:09 +0000

I always get a wonderful laugh from Mr. Savant’s writing. This column is no exception. But I do have to note (because I’ve come across it professionally) that there indeed are gift shops not in, but near, some prisons. My favorite souvenir reads: “My Dad went to Sing-Sing and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
Please keep these episodes coming.

By: slaveboyseven

slaveboyseven — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:58:46 +0000

does Biff need a stock-boy? i imagine she would be wonderful to serve.

By: puzzler565

puzzler565 — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:44:19 +0000

I think I’ve broken the code: Pervert Q. Savant must be one of the Hollywood writers currently out on strike. His is the imagination of a pro, not of us mere Angela-adorers. Whether it is phone sex scripts or the latest trends in souvenirs, PQS has a spot-on ear for the absurdities of our culture. Bravo. Again.

By: backroads

backroads — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:42:58 +0000

Quite entertaining. Are we going to hear what the warden has to say upon his return? But first I need to hightail it over to Ye Olde Prison Gift Shoppe and pick me up one of those Tshirts. Maybe even a keyring and ashtry.