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Archive for June, 2008

Candles are so Romantic

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

And her nipples are a study in sublime perfection.

(See more — lots more — at Fresh Nudes)

Tips for the Ladies ~ 2008

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every colour.

3 Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no menopause and this is just your personality.

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here…..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone-else’s ex-boyfriend!

***In case you’ve been wondering why I’ve been MIA, I’ve been dealing with two ear infections, one right after the other.  It has not been fun; and has, in fact, been incredibly painful.  I think I am finally on the mend and plan on taking calls tomorrow.

 

What’s Your Perversion

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

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Man in Shorts

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

Why I Have A Crush On You, UPS Man

by Alice N. Persons

you bring me all the things I order
are never in a bad mood
always have a jaunty wave as you drive away
look good in your brown shorts
we have an ideal uncomplicated relationship
you’re like a cute boyfriend with great legs
who always brings the perfect present
(why, it’s just what I’ve always wanted!)
and then is considerate enough to go away
oh, UPS Man, let’s hop in your clean brown truck and elope !
ditch your job, I’ll ditch mine
let’s hit the road for Brownsville
and tempt each other
with all the luscious brown foods —
roast beef, dark chocolate,
brownies, Guinness, homemade pumpernickel, molasses cookies
I’ll make you my mama’s bourbon pecan pie
we’ll give all the packages to kind looking strangers
live in a cozy wood cabin
with a brown dog or two
and a black and brown tabby
I’m serious, UPS Man. Let’s do it.
Where do I sign?

***

See?  There’s someone for everyone. 

Ms. Persons at Wikipediaand The Writer’s Almanac

Girls? Care for a Drink?

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008