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Man in Shorts

Why I Have A Crush On You, UPS Man

by Alice N. Persons

you bring me all the things I order
are never in a bad mood
always have a jaunty wave as you drive away
look good in your brown shorts
we have an ideal uncomplicated relationship
you’re like a cute boyfriend with great legs
who always brings the perfect present
(why, it’s just what I’ve always wanted!)
and then is considerate enough to go away
oh, UPS Man, let’s hop in your clean brown truck and elope !
ditch your job, I’ll ditch mine
let’s hit the road for Brownsville
and tempt each other
with all the luscious brown foods —
roast beef, dark chocolate,
brownies, Guinness, homemade pumpernickel, molasses cookies
I’ll make you my mama’s bourbon pecan pie
we’ll give all the packages to kind looking strangers
live in a cozy wood cabin
with a brown dog or two
and a black and brown tabby
I’m serious, UPS Man. Let’s do it.
Where do I sign?


See?  There’s someone for everyone. 

Ms. Persons at Wikipediaand The Writer’s Almanac

4 Responses to “Man in Shorts”

  1. hot java Says:

    Dip me in chocolate and call me sexy, Angela mio. Although me thinks you prefer strawberries and cream.

  2. litmajor Says:

    And I thought you wanted me to get a job at amazon.com!

  3. Porno Person Says:

    I have a crush on my postal carrier, but for different reasons. 🙂

  4. Mr. Smith Says:

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