1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3 Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no menopause and this is just your personality.

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here…..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone-else’s ex-boyfriend!

***In case you’ve been wondering why I’ve been MIA, I’ve been dealing with two ear infections, one right after the other.  It has not been fun; and has, in fact, been incredibly painful.  I think I am finally on the mend and plan on taking calls tomorrow.

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