 | Phone Sex Wish List, v.03 |
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We’ve done this before … the boys … the girls. But it’s been quite a while and, well, the more the merrier. eh? In case you don’t know how this works, it’s really just a list of people I wish would call me for phone sex. And who knows? Maybe a few have already and I just didn’t catch it. I have talked to a few relatively famous person a time or two. Even or three or four.
And don’t you dare even ask who. My lips are — as always and ever will be — sealed. Kissing and telling are such bad form, I’m sure you’d agree. Particularly if I were telling about Y O U! So thank your lucky stars I am a discreet . (Did you catch that, PQS? The "discreet" part, I mean.)
This time, it’s a jumble of hes and shes. Maybe I’ll surprise you:
- Keith Urban … An Aussie vaquero! Hotttt.
- Ted Neeley … Yeah, I’d do Jesus.
- Isabella Valentine … Have you heard her voice? Seriously sexy.
- Jon Gosselin … Just to castrate him and then rip out his new "bachelor" earrings.
- Anderson Cooper … He’s just a cute as a button.
- Blacked Eyed Peas … Yup, every one of them.
- Emma Thompson … Because a certain someone would go absolutely bonkers.
- Naughty Blonde … Who is so cute I want to pinch her cheeks. Yes, those cheeks.
- Piers Morgan … He fascinates me.
- Leonard Cohen … I’m smitten.
- Pink … We could be BFFs!
- Kaws … Or maybe one of his ashtrays would do.
- Charles Osgood … I already spend my Sunday mornings with him, so why not?
- Rod Blagojevich … Because the guy has got a set, if ya get my drift.
- Johnny Depp … Oh, yeah.
- Jackie Warner … My perfect husky-voiced lipstick lesbian.
Of course it’s all in good fun. What I’m really saying is that these are people I find interesting and/or admire and/or think are hot. But you were smart enough to know that without me spelling it out for you. Right?
Peace out.
Angela
June 24th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Thanks. As you know, I’m kind of anal about my PSOs being “discreet”.
Those “discrete” ones tend to be all over the place. They can’t be trusted. See below:
Main Entry: dis·crete
Pronunciation: dis-’krEt, ‘dis-”
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin discretus
1 : constituting a separate entity : individually distinct
2 a : consisting of distinct or unconnected elements : NONCONTINUOUS b : taking on or having a finite or countably infinite number of values
synonym see DISTINCT
- dis·crete·ly adverb
- dis·crete·ness noun
June 24th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
I am with you, for the most part, on this awesome list!
Keith…WOW! Isabella…WOW! Naughty Blonde…I love, love, love her “cheeks”, too! Coop…mmmm hmmmm!
Damn, what a compilation, Ang…
x,
Lyndee
P.S. GREAT chatting with you yesterday… sorry about the abrupt hangup, but we will hook up again
June 25th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Oh, yes. Oh, my… yes indeed. Thanks for the image!
June 25th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
I’m glad to see you don’t discriminate.That’s quite a list-was that just for that day?
June 26th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Great list! And if you could divine phone sex with the dead, how about Harry Houdini, Winston Churchill, Kate Hepburn, Cleopatra, Elizabeth I, Amelia Earhart, Picasso…..just musings.