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Archive for August, 2009

What Did Her In …

Monday, August 31st, 2009

… and I do believe she was smiling.  *wink*


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They Who Should Be Cuckolded

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

When I flippantly posted He Who Should Be Cuckolded recently, I thought I was done with it.  But then these certain entities just kept bugging me, getting in my way and/or causing me a bit of personal disharmony of sorts … and now I’m at it again.  What can I say?  You just can’t keep a good woman down.

But just how do you cuckold a consortium, a system, a cartel, a passel?  Fuck if I know.  When did I ever claim to be a non-linear dynamics theorist?  I’m just your every day, garden variety FemDom Phone Goddess.   I deal in kinky phone fantasies and impossible dreams.  That being noted, I’m certainly not going to let a little thing like inexecutability stop me.   In fact, in MY WORLD — where fourth walls are breakable and all boys are doable —  absolutely nothing is out of bounds or unattainable.   So, yeah, I’m going to cuckold these heartless –heartless to the core — scoundrels.

I’m going to cuckold these "theys" because they haven’t earned my fidelity.  Because, in fact, they’ve disrespected me (and most likely you … so be careful of who you let fuck you) and are generally morally corrupt and ethically underhanded.  Shame.  Shame.  Shame on them!

Let me state this clearly:  All spammers should be cuckolded.  No exceptions, no excuses.  Too lazy and too stupid to get a real job or start a legit business, they sit in front of their PCs pushing automated buttons.  I guess this is their idea of industrious ingenuity,  this is their definition of a meaningful vocation.  The spam they continually spit into cyberspace isn’t even directed.  I don’t have a Bank of America Account, asshole.  So why would I want to update my info?   I don’t have a penis, so why would I want to enlarge it?  Their pathetic attempts to get my attention are analogous to getting a stiffy and humping my thigh, because they haven’t a clue as to how to please a woman.  Cuckold the motherfuckers?  You bet! 

And Comcast, how about if I bundle your corporate, punk ass?   Upsell, upsell, upsell.  Your marketing tactics (snail mail, email, door-to-door, telemarketing — and whatever else the sterile boys in plastics suits come up with) are not aggressive genius; they are belligerent and abusive to the buying public.  And sneaking a movie channel in with a Sports Tier package?  Criminal.  You have no shame and should not only be cuckolded but forced into permanent chastity.  It’s time for you to take the ass-fucking, instead of bending over your customers.

In case you didn’t know, Wal-Mart is EVIL.  Trey Parker and Matt Stone know it.  Kenneth J. Harvey blogs about it.  Jim Wier basically told Wal-Mart to fuck off.   And you really should see the Robert Greenwood Film, WALMART: The High Cost of Low Price.  I’ve never stepped into a Wal-Mart store and never will.  I’d rather pay more, than save a little or even a lot — than spend my consumer dollars with a company who uses foreign sweatshop labor, forces employees into unpaid overtime, and provides such shoddy health care that its employees are forced to rely on medicaid supplements.  Cuckold and sterilize the bastards.  Otherwise they’ll continue to fuck like bunnies, continuing their rampant and destructive propagation.

Note to The Faithful Word Baptist Church:  Your pastor is a wackjob.  His words are poison, his agenda — that of a narcissistic, self-serving zealot. GET RID OF HIM.   True persons of God (Think:  Mother Theresa, Gandhi,  Buddha.  Think:  JESUS) do not promote hatred.  When the title of any preacher’s sermons starts with Why I Hate … you got trouble.  Big trouble.  And until you get smart and expel this jerk, send him packing, bounce his venom-spewing ass … well, I’m just going have to cuckold you as a matter or principle.   Because right now?  You’re bending over and don’t even know it.  You’re the congregation.  You’re the boss.  Fire that lowlife and get on with the business of really serving God.

And that will be enough for now.  I’m depleted, my rant is done.  Cuckolding pluralities, it turns out, takes time, effort and a whole lot of energy.  I’m going to take my tongue out of my cheek now and settle in to watch The Day the Earth Stood Still.  Maybe I’ll order in a Pizza.  No fluffers, no cuckolds, no lovers, no sex of any kind.  Just dinner and a movie.  Who da thunk it?  That a Cuckold Phone Sex Goddess would be doing that on a Sunday night?

xo, Angela

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Bottoms Up

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

via Stupid Sticks

I guess no matter how you say it — classy or crude — there are soooo many men who crave a good ass fucking.  You can bet that this conversation (which I wrote, so read it) takes place in many homes on a fairly regular basis. 

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And when you’ve gotten up your nerve (because a select demographic of you want to … and I know you do) to call one of these Phone Sex Super Stars and Phone Sex Super Studs?  Do make sure to call me with all the dirty details. 

xo, Angela

ps.  I won’t be working tomorrow, as I’m off for a day of gambling.  Keep your fingers and toes crossed.  If I win big, I’ll run one heck of a special.


Help for Little Willies

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009


Phone Sex Birthday Aftermath

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Well it was an extremely successful Phone Sex Birthday bash.  Some just called to say hello and wish me a great day.  Some sent tips without any solicitation on my part … which is always nice.  A certain Savant called and talked politics, since we’re both liberal to the bone.  Mr. A. called and left four stars over the phone … which gave me a giggle, because he loves me to pieces but is developing a habit of hitting the wrong button.  Lots of new callers took advantage of the special rate, and I did talk to a few extremely engaging men, whom I do hope will continue to call. 

In my none-phone-sex life, JewBoy (the real life kinda-sorta boyfriend) wanted to take me to dinner for my Birthday, and was simply furious when I told him I’d take a rain check, because I would be busy with my Weekend Birthday Dirty Talk Marathon.   But he did give me a lovely gold and diamond necklace, which I simply adore.  I went out for steak Thursday night with friends and am going out to dinner and a movie with other friend this coming Thursday (trying to talk them into a matinee so that I can work that evening).  I treated myself to a few piece of jewelry and two new blouses.  And best of all, I’m going whitewater rafting today.  It is my absolutely favorite sport and  am sooo excited. 

I’m on my way out the door even as I type this.  But here’s some recent reviews for you to ponder:

*****  Happy Birthday to the most wonderful girl in the world!

*****  Angela is truly amazing. Every time I talk to her she takes me on a trip I never want to come back from.

*****  I’d been away for awhile, but there is NO staying away from Angela! ESPECIALLY on her birthday! No cliche jokes about age, she simply is the very best you’ll call or have in real life.

*****  She understands sex, but more importantly she understands YOU! The most sensitive sex-organ is between your ears and she’ll have you doing things you wouldn’t even think of doing before you know you’re doing them just because she’ll be inside of your head and you’ll think it was your own idea! Happy birthday, dear Angela! Happy birth-day to you!


*****  Angela, Thank you for a marvelous birthday celebration, as you know, the candles on the cake went Roman for me. Don’t apologize for your voice, I understand your many devotees have been keeping you talking since your e-mails first went out; your voice in any tone is always a joy for me. Rest up and enjoy your special day.

*****   really good. wish i had more time

*****  Quite simply THE BEST there is on Niteflirt.

*****  I never have enough time to sample All of Ang’s kinks and fetishes… but it sure is fun while it lasts!!!

*****  I keep coming up with new ideas… Angie keeps taking ’em and making ’em better!  

*****  A new fantasy! – Angela never ceases to amaze me (and make me whitewash the ceiling!) 

*****  Angela is so scrumptious! She’s the cream in your saucer of milk. She’s the chilling "click" whne the chastity belt’s lock is shut. She’s the "good boy" you barely hear as you slurp, slurp, slurp away on one of those… (well, YOU fill in the blank). She’s a flame of desire mesmerizing you to submit, while simultaneously being your expert scold-ress, shaming you for the very same temptation you fell for. 🙂 Don’t neglect her, b/c she is a treasure of fine kink, arousing erotica, and good, old-fashioned naughtiness!

*****  Oh, I had to call Angela back! (So, didi I mention she was quite addictive?)  

*****  No, no, no, no, no! I mean really REALLY addictive!

As always, thanks … and be good!  Or at least be good at being bad.

xo, Angela