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Beannachtam na Feile Padraig

 

 

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

 

An Irish toast: May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

 

 

 

Dirty Irish Limericks

 

A dentist, young Doctor Malone,
Got a charming girl patient alone,
And in his depravity
He filled the wrong cavity
And my how his practice has grown 

 ***

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it.
The pig said with a sneer,
Stay away from my rear.
Come around to the front and I’ll suck it. 

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There was a young lady named Flo,
Was approached by a dwarf for a blow.
In disgust she replied,
Your request is denied.
I don’t think I could stoop quite that low.

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Irish Blessing to you and yours:  Video

xo, Angela

 

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6 Responses to “Beannachtam na Feile Padraig”

  1. PQS Says:
    March 18th, 2010 at 4:48 am

    Terrific Limericks! Erin go bragh!

  2. booklover Says:
    March 18th, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    A sexy colleen named Sweet Florence
    Gave kisses and favors in torrents
    for St. Patrick’s Day.
    But she said, in dismay,
    “I’m nothing compared to St. Lawrence!”

  3. science nerd Says:
    March 19th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    Innate in a lass named Angie
    are a mind and mouth beyond trashy
    with penache and great flair
    she lays libidos quite bare
    delighting me with plugs up my ashy

  4. Angela Says:
    March 19th, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Wowee! Thanks guys. I am truly honored.

    xoxoxoxo

  5. hdb Says:
    March 20th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    Nice!

  6. Mr. Smith Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    A little late, but hope everyone St. Patricks day.

    Perhaps a bit of corn beef and cabbage. And, of course, a mug of green beer.

    :-)

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