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The Chicken and the Horse

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.  One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer’s new BMW. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend’s life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer’s bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story:

When You’re Hung Like A Horse …

… you Don’t Need A BMW To Pick Up Chicks!

5 Responses to “The Chicken and the Horse”

  1. HDB Says:

    That is really funny. Between this joke and “Marcel the Shell” you’re on a roll.

    Thank you, dear lady.

  2. just bob Says:

    Which is why I’ve never owned a BMW.

  3. Vanilla Savant Says:

    Yolk,yolk, yolk!

  4. science nerd Says:

    Now that is funny! Of course as our feathered friend grasped his rescue line….the line might have suddenly pushed him deeper into the muck.

  5. kitty cordeaux Says:

    Oh, very funny. Science obviously doesn’t know horses that well, that horse would have lifted the chick high out of the mud if the chicken held on right. I’ve known a few stallions in my time!

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