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I love this lady …

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.  I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.  "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.  I just bought this hat yesterday!!" 

4 Responses to “I love this lady …”

  1. justbob Says:

    Now I can see this exact scenario in your future, but somehow I’m pretty sure it will involve shoes.

  2. PQS Says:

    This nice thing about getting old is that you don’t have to give as much of a shit about what other people thinkg. You’ve paid your dues and you are allowed more leeway.

    I got a nice little laugh out of this.

  3. science nerd Says:

    Now that was cute. Kinda off-color lite.

  4. Mr. Smith Says:

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    Your fans are missing you!

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