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I Hate Picnics: You Save Big $$$

The end of labor is to gain leisure.  ~Aristotle

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It’s been a motherfucker of a summer in my neck of the woods, the temperature being well into the 90’s and above most days.  Miss Angela doesn’t like it; she doesn’t like it one bit.  I got suckered into a picnic on Memorial Day and I was not happy.  I won’t bore you with the details, because I’m sure that you’ve experienced your own picnic nightmares.

So the closest I intend on getting close to anything picnic-y is a Long Island Ice Tea.  Or maybe a fantasy with you in which you strip down and wank for me and the girls around the pool. *wink*

Therefore we have plan B:  A SUPER-SIZED Labor Day Sale, in which you can save some serious do-re-mi while getting your rocks off.  For the last three years, I’ve had a New Year’s Eve Sale (because, you guessed it, I also hate New Year’s Eve) that has been absolutely banging.  So it will be interesting to see how this goes.

If you’re a regular, you know it’s the best deal in town and you already know what you’re in for.

If you haven’t talked with me, now’s your chance.  If you want to get a feel for what I do, check out Blistered Lips, where you will find an eclectic collection of vignettes written by for you.  Basically… I like it kinky & perverse and I like to be in charge.

Hope to talk with you soon.


ps.  Snazzy … if you’re still out there, I tried to email you and, of course, couldn’t reach you.  There was a big snafu on my end and just got your email today.  I answered it immediately.  Snazzyyyy: come home!

Edited to add:  Well, apparently, Snazzy is gone with the wind.  I feel very bad about that. But can’t do a thing about it.  The good news is that you guys showed up in droves for my Super Duper Labor Day Sale.  Thank you so much.  I hope each and every one of you had a very good time.  Look in your email for 5 Free minutes.  You earned it.

4 Responses to “I Hate Picnics: You Save Big $$$”

  1. Mr. Smith Says:

    Be there or be square.

    But I’m pretty sure wouldn’t be hide nor hair of square in that group of your lucky callers. Or in your legion of fans. Include me in that latter group.

    And I’m not telling if I’m in the former.

    You’ve been a busy girl as of late. Good to see.

  2. hdb Says:

    You bet I took advantage of your Super Sale. As usual, you give 150% — even though you have to be working very hard for very little. I sent you a tribute. You deserve it.

  3. lit major Says:

    What a great opportunity to take a really long class. Thanks, Teach, for the extra credit. 🙂

  4. Angela Says:

    Well, you are, after all, teacher’s pet.

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