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Archive for March, 2014

The only girl he ever shagged …

Monday, March 31st, 2014

Don’t Feed the Manimals

Sunday, March 23rd, 2014

Never Offer Your Heart to Someone Who Eats Hearts

Alice Walker

Never offer your heart
to someone who eats hearts
who finds heartmeat
delicious
but not rare
who sucks the juices
drop by drop
and bloody-chinned
grins
like a God.

Never offer your heart
to a heart gravy lover.
Your stewed, overseasoned
heart consumed
he will sop up your grief
with bread
and send it shuttling
from side to side
in his mouth
like bubblegum.

If you find yourself
in love
with a person
who eats hearts
these things
you must do.

Freeze your heart
immediately.
Let him—next time
he examines your chest—
find your heart cold
flinty and unappetizing.

Refrain from kissing
lest he in revenge
dampen the spark
in your soul.

Now,
sail away to Africa
where holy women
await you
on the shore—
long having practiced the art
of replacing hearts
with God and Song.

Phone Domme will Ease that Stress

Saturday, March 22nd, 2014

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Yes I am a Hard Core Tease

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

A beloved client writes:

He has his reason for blue balls: 

Siberian man runs marathon in -36° weather

And I have mine.

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*innocently batting eyelashes*

 

Long Distance Sexing it UP UP UP

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

Just a few simple rules:

  1. You should be naked.  I will always be clothed.
  2. Your orgasm is never a given, but a privilege.
  3. I’m the boss.  Friendly, yes.  But always your Authority.
  4. You will lose/gain  your erection at my whim.
  5. No, I don’t do cam. But I might watch you.
  6. I like the phone … I like the Mind Fuck.
  7. In other words, fucking with your mind.
  8. Your mantra:  Filthy orgasms are best orgasms.
  9. Your second mantra:  Miss Angela knows best.
  10. I don’t care who you are, I expect good manners.
  11. No, I don’t want to suck your cock.
  12. But … since you asked, I might make you suck one.
  13. Don’t be a fussy pants, your pretty soon you’ll be a fussy panties.
  14. Emails are nice, but don’t abuse the privilege.
  15. When I’m available, I’m working. Don’t ask, just call.
  16. I’m all over the net: read, learn, decide if I’m your cup of tea.
  17. Smart shoppers have better experiences.
  18. I’m probably kinkier than you.  So name your game.
  19. C O M M U N I C A T E
  20. Tips, tributes, or even a lovely, positive review gets you far.