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Archive for August, 2016

black beauty

Tuesday, August 30th, 2016

black goddess

“I was beautiful; after all, my skin was as rich and dark as wet, brown mud, a complexion that any and every pale white girl would pray for – that is, if she believed in God. My butt sat high in the air and my hips obviously gave birth to Creation. Titties like mangoes, firm, sweet, and ready. My thighs and legs were big and powerful, kicking Vanna White and Cindy Crawford to the curb.”

Sister Souljah, No Disrespect

Meanwhile, in the Land of Oz

Thursday, August 25th, 2016

As they passed the rows of houses they saw through the open doors that men were sweeping and dusting and washing dishes, while the women sat around in groups, gossiping and laughing.

“What has happened?” the Scarecrow asked a sad-looking man with a bushy beard, who wore an apron and was wheeling a baby carriage along the sidewalk.

“Why, we’ve had a revolution, your Majesty – as you ought to know very well,” replied the man; “and since you went away the women have been running things to suit themselves. I’m glad you have decided to come back and restore order, for doing housework and minding the children is wearing out the strength of every man in the Emerald City.”

“Hm!” said the Scarecrow, thoughtfully. “If it is such hard work as you say, how did the women manage it so easily?”

“I really do not know,” replied the man, with a deep sigh. “Perhaps the women are made of cast-iron.”

(from The Marvelous Land of Oz by L. Frank Baum)

August/September (birthday update)

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2016

So my birthday was this past Monday. I did mention it on Twitter …

As most of you know, I normally throw a big birthday discount/party. Unfortunately, I was distracted with the matters of everyday life and the business of  FemDommingTheFuckOutOfYourAsses. Also there was the matter of Femtopia (you might have seen the link at the top of this page), which I’ve been working furiously at, so that you, my beloved and cherished (most of the time) submissives, sluts, and bad boys have, well … a general place to worship the “Feminine Divine” from a distance (not touching … the women or your pricks).

Most things are just where and how I want them now, color me contented. But that still leaves the matter of my birthday blowout, doesn’t it? Never fear, stalwart and faithful lover boys! The birthday bash is still on … just moved to around the second week of  September. Don’t ask why then … I have my (boring but legit) reasons.

In the meantime, I’m still accepting presents. I mean, come on, what girl doesn’t adore getting presents?

So if you appreciate …

  • the time and energy I expend
  • the FREE stories I write for you
  • my ability to create in-depth 3D fantasies
  • my commitment to excellence
  • the discounts and sales I frequently have
  • the FREE minutes I send to good boys
  • the way I make you squirm
  • this girl who’s launched thousands of erections
  • the absolute joy I take in fucking with your mind

… visit my WISHLIST and make it rain! And we will be celebrating together soon.


Don’t forget that there is a big BIRTHDAY SALE in your future. Bookmark Zen Fetish, write it down, put a reminder on your iPhone. Follow me on Twitter, where you will get quicker info/updates/thoughts/ from me. Favorite your favorite Phone Sex line of mine at NiteFlirt.


Because we are gonna party like it’s 1999.

And thanks to those of you who’ve sent me gifts. I loved each and every one of them. Over the next few days, I will take some pics and post them here.

I adore all of you.  ❤️❤️❤️

How to Milk His Prostate

Friday, August 12th, 2016

about your dick pics *yawn*

Sunday, August 7th, 2016