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Angela St. Lawrence is the reigning queen of high-end, long distance training and Femme Domme phone sex, providing esoteric depravity for the aficionado, specializing in Erotic Fetish, Female Domination, Cock Control, Kinky Taboo and Sensual Debauchery. To make an appointment or speak with Ms. St. Lawrence  ...


Call now means CALL NOW, Asshole.


hello [sic] Miss Lawrence [sic]

are [sic] you able to Domme [sic] me on skype today (watching/giving orders)?

My Response:

Why the fuck do you think my “Call Now” button was on?

Now I am going to block you, because I don’t particularly want to dominate an idiot.

And by the way, it’s Miss St. Lawrence. Your carelessness makes you twice the idiot.

Also, your bad grammar makes you a lazy, careless, twice idiot.

Not to mention disrespectful, since I’d given you the benefit of the doubt the last time you pulled this shit and sent you 5 FREE minutes for your next attempt (today) and you squandered it by being a total dipshit.

Ms. Angela


5 Responses to “Call now means CALL NOW, Asshole.”

  1. Joel311 Says:

    I love it when you are indignant

    When I am not the target.

    Okay even then.

  2. throbbert Says:

    Ouch. I’ll just say I’m sorry now, just in case!

  3. science nerd Says:

    So presenting the Gordon Ramsay of phone sex with Kraft mac and cheese is not met with a warm welcome? Surprise, surprise.

  4. castaway Says:

    Speaking of poor vocab/grammar, nothing shrinks my boner quite like someone proclaiming “I am a dominate”.

  5. Puppet prince Says:

    I am a grammar aesthete. My taste for coherence is more important or directly tied to my libido.

    Ms Angela satisfies the former always, and the latter according to her whimsy.

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