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Blunt is HOT HOT HOT

Friday, October 24th, 2008

 

Phone Sex Appreciaton

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

I was a very bad girl!  Which makes me a very good girl to Mr. M.  And a couple other Misters here and there.

Upon accessing my inbox:

Angela:

Your best work to date!

I loved it.  You put a great deal of creativity into the details.  Loved the "Sin City" feel to it, especially sitting in the back of the convertible with Candy, while Marjorie drove, glancing in the rear-view mirror.  Hot!

You’re great!

Mr. M

xoxo

Oh yes, this simple little email meant the world to me.   And let me say this about that:  The fantasy was hot, dirty and kinkier than fuck.  And Mr. M. is the kindest, sweetest man; ethical, moral and always so appreciative of me.  I adore you, Mr. M.  And am always looking forward to the next time.  Because you always bring me new ideas, throw them at me feet and expect me to — without fail — work my voo doo. 

And so I do, you do … and they (those lovely creatures we conjure) surely do.  And they do it so damn dirty!  Just the way you and me like it. 

I love making our taboo trysts as real as possible for you.  It certainly does this Catholic School Girl Gone Bad’s heart good to know she’s spreading the kink, taking each and every one of my callers to the dark side … one naughty boy at a time. 

*wink*

xo, Angela

Cross Dressing Giuliani

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Via The New York Post, which you can read here.  Thanks for the heads up from PQS, who observed:  What was Rudy thinking?  Ahhh … he must of been snorting some of that fairy dust. 

 

Angelaphabet .09

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Random Mischief ~ September 2008

Anal Beads ala Felix the Cat
Bad Boy Living the Life
Condom a capella Ringtone (FREE)
Drunk as a skunk:  Christopher Hitchens
Elegant Undies … Seriously!
Financial Domination with Ms. Sherry E.
Girly-Boy Transgender Erotica
Have Fun!  Play Sex Games
Irving Klaw:  Retro Fetish Photos
Jason likes Porn Stars
Kink via The New York Times
Lingerie Blog from Slip-of-a-Girl
Mother Jones:  Phone Sex Photo Essay
Not So Silent-Porn Star Blog
Once you vote black, you’ll never, er, um …
Pat Buchanan:  Satan’s toady
Quickie Domination
Radical Vixen:  Make Porn Not War (and call her)
Sex work:  Will She or Won’t She?
Tons of Dirty Pictures
Ultra-Hip Sissy Man Blog
Vampire Phone Sex
Wong Number?
Xtreme BDSM with Eva Lordes
You Can Be a Dirty Little Blogger
Zen-fabulous Hypnotic Goddess

Cuckold Types

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

Tip-toeing around the web I found this incredible FREE website for cuckolds, CuckyBoy.  The site’s owner/operator is actually a cuckold and his passion for his kink is reflected in the incredible amount of content, including cuckold stories, personal ads and a forum.  It is simply divine, generous and overflowing with so many goodies that  you’ll want to bookmark it and visit often.

Below is Cucky Boy’s (methinks quite astute) breakdown of three "cuckold types" followed by his list of personality traits common in most cuckolds.  He’s obviously much more an expert than I am, but from what I’ve experienced via the kink-O-phone, he is most definitely right on target.  And I wonder when academia in all it’s "vanilla-ness" is going to address cuckolding, humiliation, erotic hypnotism and all the other stuff they just keep pretending isn’t out there.  Hmmm.  Because, quite frankly, Cucky Boy’s types and accompanying charactaristics should be in a text book some where. 

Cuckold Type 1 - The traditional cuckold

* The cuckold may have come to the lifestyle by finding out his wife is cheating
* There is a certain aspect of deviance by the cheating wife
* The cuckold can seem almost tortured by the cheating wife’s behavior
* The cuckolds say they enjoy it but if you really read what they’re saying in their posts or comments it’s almost as though they do not have choice and they lack of choice excites them
* At some level the cuckold does enjoy the emotional torture, much like a masochist
* They enjoy the humiliation aspects of cuckolding (wimp factor, knows his place, small penis)
* The slut wife sometimes includes him and sometimes she ignores him
* The cuckolds tend to be more submissive in all aspects of the relationship and the hotwives tend to be more dominant in all aspects
* The cheating wife may practice sexual denial with the cuckold

Cuckold Type 2 - The non-traditional cuckold

* Came to the lifestyle after talking the wife into it
* They love their hotwives having sex with other men
* Their hot wives enjoy teasing the cuckold and letting him be a part of it somehow (the cuckold is not necessarily always physically present with her and her lover, but she makes sure that he is a part of it by calling or telling him all the details when she arrives home)
* The cuckold and the slut wife are open about all aspects of the wives sexual activity, no deviance
* The cuckold enjoys the hotwife’s sluttieness and her sexual power over him
* The cuckold tends to have more desire and passion for his wife after she has been with another man
* These cuckolds tend to be only sexually submissive
* In all other aspects of the relationship the cuckold and wife are equal partners

Cuckold Type 3 - The Fem or Wimp Cuckold

* The cuckold enjoys feminization brought on by the hotwife
* The cuckold enjoys the forced femimization by the hot wife, made to wear panties, make up, bras, etc.
* The cuckold enjoys the humiliation of not being man enough to handle his wife
* The slut wife tends to be dominate in all aspects of the relationship
* The hot wife may or may not include the cuckold in her sexual activities
* The cuckold has definite bi-sexual tendencies
* The hot wife may use a strap on dildo on her fem cuck
* The hot wife may include the lover in using the cuck for her pleasure (oral and anal)

The following tendencies seem to be present in all types of cuckolds

* Cuckolds tend to be highly educated and rely on their minds a lot
* The difference between a strict hot wife relationship and a cuckold relationship is in the cuckold relationship the hotwife is always in sexual control, she is the one who makes the decisions about other men and often controls the sexual behavior of the cuckold. In a strictly Hot Wife relationship the husband will be in control of who the Hot Wife meets and fucks.
* Cuckolds tend to enjoy masturbation and fantasy
* Cuckolds are not necessarily very physical in their love making skills and tend to be more mental and emotional
* Cuckolds are not easily turned on by just the physical aspects of sex itself, they tend to need more mental, visual and aural stimulation then the average male
* Cuckolds may have less testosterone than say a Bull who can get excited by physical aspects of sex
* The act of being cuckolded is appealing because of its mental and emotional aspects and it is often long and drawn out over a period of time with the wife dating and such
* The cuckold loves feeling cucky angst for hours upon hours until the slut wife comes home and allows relief
* The cuckold my be fixated on the idea of his penis is not enough to pleasure his wife and take pleasure from her getting a larger cock for her lover
* It is very difficult to define a cuckold relationship, we are all different and ultimately if you call yourself a cuckold and your hotwife has sexual activity with other men and she controls it, then I guess you are one
* Real cuckold couples are rare
* Real Bulls are rare

Troublemakers

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill

~Robert A. Heinlein

… those troublemakers being Jerotic and and Gracie Passette.

First a Bit of Naughtiness from Jerotic:

Movie Night
by Jeremy Edwards

The moment that I walked into the den and saw Jocelyn squatting on a plastic tarp in the middle of the room, pissing furiously through her lime panties–while she and the other women laughed uproariously and Steve Martin blithely continued his shtick on the 27" screen–I knew that this was not your average party.

"What in the world is going on in here?" I blurted, my eyes riveted on Jocelyn’s thick cascade.

"I *told* you this was ‘Laugh Till You Pee Night,’" said my friend Tina. Tina was rocking in an armchair, and she was wearing only a T-shirt, underpants, and tiny crew socks–which rubbed together as she intertwined her ankles. "You said you weren’t interested."

"I didn’t know you meant it literally," I said.

"Shh!" said another voice, from the couch–Caroline’s. I looked in that direction and, in the dim light afforded by the TV, I saw a couple of pairs of bare legs crossing and uncrossing. On the coffee table in front of Caroline and Denise, a population of empty beer bottles flickered their part of the story.

"I just thought you were going to watch some comedies," I persisted.

Jocelyn had finally finished peeing. She stood up, smiling radiantly, and smoothed her hands over her soaked panties. "Hi, Ted," she said, acknowledging me nonchalantly before seating herself on a beach towel. She now turned her attention back to the movie, and I could see that she was beginning to gently stroke herself through the dampness.

I had thought myself lucky this May when I’d found out that the house Tina and I had arranged to rent for the summer was going to be populated with what I deemed to be four of the most gorgeous women on campus–Tina and her three best friends. The reality, though, was that none of them seemed particularly interested in interacting with me. So, aside from my casual friendship with Tina, I’d developed a habit of keeping to myself. This was why I’d turned down her invitation to join them for what I thought would be a run-of-the-mill movie night.

I swallowed. "Do you girls do this often?" I asked Tina.

"Quiet!" said Denise.

Suddenly, the TV went dead. No power failure, no unplugged cord . . . just an appliance deciding to konk out forever.

"It’s not going to come back," Tina reported a minute later after fussing with the controls, her body dancing the whole time.

"Now what do we do?" asked Caroline from the couch, amidst a continuing flurry of crossing and re-crossing legs. "I’ve been looking forward to this all week!"

"I know. Same here," Tina replied. As she paced the room, I observed that her delicate minuet was approaching the scale of a tango. "I’m just about ready to do it, too."

"I’m not going to wet myself to a dead TV," said Denise. "I mean, what would be the point of *that*?" And with this remark she stood up from the couch, clutching herself, obviously ready to call it a night and head for a bathroom.

It took me only another instant to assess the situation and respond appropriately.

"I know some jokes," I said.

***

And then Gracie and Jerotic are gonna team up to make some (air) waves tomorrow night  — Wednesday, August 27, 2008 — on the The Cult of Gracie Radio Show

Now that should be very interesting.  But it’s all in good fun and of a good heart, as they are hoping to raise awareness for the Ultimate Burlesque, which goes to raise money for MacMillan CancerSupport.  How awesome is that?  And while you can always listen to the the archived show at a later date, if you listen in live, you can either email or call in with questions.

xo, Angela

Cleopatra Fuck Me Pumps

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

And you wondered why Mark Antony was pussy-whipped.

HDB (you’ve seen his comments regularly at this blog) recently visited the Metropolitan Museum of Fine Art, where he was checking out the Egyptian Exhibit.  He emailed me this picture with the subject line:

First Knock Me Down and Fuck Me Shoes.

Dontcha just love it?  Now, as HDB explained to me, these are legs to Egyptian furniture, possibly a chair or table.  But he prefers his first impression.  I’ve had such a good influence on him, don’t you think?

xo, Angela

(tons of foot, heel and stocking fetish pictures RIGHT HERE

The Joy of Sox — to Fedora

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Jerotic (who’s a good buddy of this blog, showing up here and there, now and again) sends my way: 

Hello, everyone! Here’s a summary (because the weather is summery) of some recent JE publication news.
 http://www.xcitebooks.com/
Tasting Her: Oral Sex Stories, edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel, is now available, as is the companion book, Tasting Him. My piece in "Her" (ooh, that sounds … nice) is called "Cavanaugh’s Ridge." As it happens, I’ve been reading all the other writers’ stories over the past few days, and having a most wonderful time. The roster includes, among others, Lisette Ashton, Emerald, Shanna Germain, Sommer Marsden, Gwen Masters, Craig J. Sorensen, Donna George Storey, Alison Tyler, and Kristina Wright!
 
Meanwhile, my story "Any Friend of Hers" appears in a new Xcite books collection called Satisfy Me. [Cue "Satisfaction" guitar riff: enh-enh, enhnenhNENH-enhnenhnenhnenhnenh …] I’m sharing a table of contents with Elizabeth Cage and Kristina Wright in this one!

And coming up (like a flower–remember that song?) …
I was recently given the opportunity of participating in a wonderful program called Burlesque Against Breast Cancer. And, being the way I am, I had stripped down to my rudiments before I realized that the commodity under discussion was a display of Jeremy writing, not a display of Jeremy flesh. So I got dressed again and wrote a story … and I’m delighted to announce that it will be included in Ultimate Burlesque, a volume of burlesque-themed erotica that will benefit Macmillan Cancer Support. The book is being edited by Emily Dubberley and Alyson Fixter of Scarlet magazine, and will be published by Xcite. Authors include Portia Da Costa, Maxim Jakubowski, Kristina Lloyd, Nikki Magennis, Donna George Storey, and Alison Tyler!

Early in ‘09, my story "Francine’s Kid" will be published in Coming Together: At Last (ed. Alessia Brio), a two-volume collection of erotica that will benefit the heroic human-rights organization Amnesty International. Each story in this collection involves characters who are different races from each other sharing love/sex/lust. The book’s release is intentionally timed around Martin Luther King Day. Erotica, racial harmony, Dr. King, human rights … I’m damn proud to be part of this! And I’m damn proud to be between the double covers with writers like Jolie Du Pré, Sacchi Green, Saskia Walker, and Allison Wonderland!

http://www.eroticanthology.com/atlast.htm
And I’m also super-excited to be able to say that a piece of mine called "Human" has been selected for inclusion in an anthology put together by the folks at Oysters & Chocolate! This collection will be released by NAL/Penguin in May, 2009. The O&C website is the home to a number of my stories, and I’m thrilled to be part of the first O&C book. (I don’t know the table of contents for this one yet.)
 
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Burlesque-Emily-Dubberley/dp/1906373639/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1217958961&sr=8-1 
 

from socks to fedora,
Jeremy
http://jerotic.blogspot.com
www.myspace.com/jerotic

 

 

 Hmmm …. I think I just might write to Jeremy and ask him for one of his little short stories to feature here.  I mean, after all, it has been a while, and he certainly never disappoints.  His writing is clever and sexy — with a scrumptious dose of whimsey that tickles my funny bone along with a few other of my parts.  He also happens to be one heck-of-a nice guy.  You, dear reader, should be gone now:  off to add to your ever-growing erotica collection.

xo, Angela

 

Pocket-Book Perversion

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

No, I’m not talking about a purse or a handbag.

Although a nasty little story involving a a FemDom and what she pulls from her Louis Vuitton would fit quite nicely over at Blistered Lips.  Hmmm.  I’ll have to give that more thought.

So what I’m talking about here is the pocket book (two words, not one) defined at Dictionary.com as … "a book, usually paperback, that is small enough to carry in one’s coat pocket."  But this is a very, very special pocket book, with kinda-sorta magical powers.  Because you can either buy this particular tome as a pocket book or opt to just download it to your PC.  Pretty nifty, dontcha think?   And while it is nice to have both options available to you, be forewarned that if you do carry it as a pocket book, tuck it in deep when visiting your in-laws or attending synagogue, because this is the seriously dirty stuff.  A pocket book that just might inspire a bit of pocket pool, dontcha know?  And we wouldn’t want anybody to blush, now would we?

I am serious.  If you like your erotica edgy, kinky and uttra-freaky — inhabited by a mishmash of succubus-esque divas, dominatrices and transexuals –then you simply must add this book to your secret stash.  And don’t lie to me; I know you have one, you naughty boy/girl/boy-girl!  From the divinely depraved mind of Porn Person of Prurient Interests, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY features an introduction by none other than myself, as well as pictures of the captivating fetish model, Ms. Elle. 

And how do I know all of this?  Because I know Porno Person:  as a stand-up friend, a dyed-in-the-wool deviant and as a (brilliant) mainstream writer in his other life in which he’s enjoyed a modicum of fame. 

Dirty stories?  From the dirtiest guy on the net?  Sexy fetish photos?  Of Ms. Elle?  A few words of quasi-wisdom from me?  All in one book? 

What are you waiting for?  Get out of here and get reading:  CLICK HERE NOW

xo, Angela

Letter From a Submissive

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

With his permission, I’m sharing with you a letter I received from my "Alpha Male/SlaveBoy," whom we shall call "N."   I don’t do this sharing of personal info/exchanges often.  But his words touched me deeply and caused me to pause in gratitude and wonder, that I should be so lucky to dominate this most exquisite gentleman.

What am I grateful for …

“I am grateful for my family, I’m grateful for my friends.”

And so it goes each morning during my little ritual/mantra I take stock of the people in my life (mentioning them by name and picturing them in my mind) and take time to express to the universe my gratitude for their guidance, friendship, love, and everything else they have generously given me. I’ve added you to this list, Ms. Angela St. Lawrence, so now, quite literally, I think of you everyday.

Why do I add you to my morning mantra and to my heart, having never met you in person? The answer is so simple – because you know me. Like no other, you know all that is important of me and accept me. Sure, you know the part of me that is a financially successful professional in the business world and has his act together in normal everyday life – the part of me that is “the man.”

But more importantly you know the part of me that isn’t “all that”. You know the helpless little weakling inside me and you allow me to bring him out into the open. This is quite critical to the balance in my life you understand because if I were to keep him inside, he would adversely affect my successful everyday life…which would not be good. Releasing him out into the universe, as necessary, frees the alpha male within me to take control again and kick arse in my daily world. But to accomplish such a release and expose such vulnerability can only occur with someone as accepting and loving as you.

With each session, as you reach down into my soul and pull that worthless wimp out of me, exposing him as you verbally humiliate him, spank him, slap him, tie him down and rape him; you show me just how much you care for my well-being and how much you love me. It is for this – your loving, caring, nurturing and understanding nature – that I am grateful you are in my life…your beauty and intelligence are definite bonuses though!  ;-)

Love,
N.
xox

And to my dearest and treasured N: 

I am honored to be in your prayers and need every single one of them. 

Yes, I am both your Mistress and your friend.   And it is because of this duality, that we are able to transcend the ordinary.  This is what makes it all that we both need it to be.  I delight in knowing you and in making you mine in our own special way. 

You are as much a part of this as I am.  Because you understand the art of submission and appreciate the subtle necessities that make a relationship like this work — the give and take, the when and how, the humility and the celebration — what we are together is uniquely and only ours. 

Because of who you are and the way you’ve opened your most secret self to me, the adventure of dominating you is one to which I always look forward.    And the adventure of knowing you, every facet of you in all your life roles, is a gift to me.  But also to both of us.

xo, Angela