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Willem Dafoe’s BIG DICK

Monday, March 6th, 2017

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… so big it actually confused everybody on the set of Antichrist.

From a 2009 interview with director Lars von Trier:

Willem Dafoe — and I think you’ve mentioned this before — plays probably the worst therapist in the history of movies.

First of all, I have been undergoing this cognitive therapy for three years, and I tend to get sarcastic about it. One of the main ideas behind the treatment is that a fear is a thought, and a thought doesn’t change reality. But you can say in the film that it’s changed reality. As for Dafoe, I wouldn’t let him treat her in any other way than with his dick; he has an enormous dick. We had to take those scenes out of the film. We had a stand-in for him because we had to take the scenes out with his own dick.

You had a stand-in dick for Dafoe?

We had to, because Will’s was too big.

Too big to fit on the screen?
No, too big because everybody got very confused when they saw it.
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So we already knew he’s a skinny guy. And the article makes it clear he’s a short guy.

All I’m saying is … can you imagine him standing before you — skinny & short — with that colossal schlong? Whoa mama!

xo Angela

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#FeedbackFriday 0.3

Friday, November 25th, 2016

telephoneI had a wonderful Thanksgiving and hope yours was extra special.  Hopefully, you’re one of the lucky ones who have today and the weekend off too. Me? I’m going to be around to take calls as much as I can this weekend, with a few respites here and there.

Since #FeedbackFriday (on Twitter & here at this blog), is coinciding with this holiday weekend, I wanted to take a moment to say how grateful I am for all of my callers:

You are top shelf, tits and champagne, seriously Good Boys. Maybe it’s because I expect the best out of you and you know it. But I don’t think so.  You, my partners-in-crime,  are  the Cream of the Crop: you really are gracious, appreciative, smart, witty and and wicked kinky. You make me happy. Thank you.

And here’s a few things you’ve said about me:

Gets into your head and then proceeds to blow your mind. Relentless, intoxicating and worth a lot more than she charges.

Miss Angela is not only the best on NiteFlirt, she is the best in the business. She knows how to give you exactly what you need. Call other girls at your own risk.  Once you go Angela you never go back … to anyone else.

Ms. St. Lawrence is divinity walking among mere mortals. I live to serve, to worship, to tribute, to shower her with gifts from her wish list. I am honored.

I usually wax rather rhapsodic and long winded in this space, but this time I’m taking a page from Oscar Wilde, who once famously opined that “brevity is the soul of wit.” With that quote as my guide, I will leave this to the Ms. Angela devoted and curious: Ms. Angela mind-fucks me so good and hard, my brain walks funny in the morning.

There’s a lot of pretend and want-a-bees on NF, but Mistress Angela is real and its an honor to submit to Her control. She read me so well and captured me with Her authenticity, intellect and class: A true Domme.

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And that is why I adore you. Each and every one of you.

xo

#FeedbackFriday 0.2

Friday, October 21st, 2016

telephoneThe boys are talking ….

She, who could put Zeus in his place; a combination of Aphrodite, Athena and Eos, deigned to bless me with her directions, scorn and bemusement. I long for her.

NiteFlirt should be happy that Angela St. Lawrence is a member of their ranks. She’s hands down the best PSO that has ever graced Bell’s invention.

Have your fantasies realized in “AngelaVision”! A very special talent and person.

Ms Angela is a magical artist and enchantress. She will tease out your passions and play them back to drive you through her looking-glass into a world of physical poetry and aural excitement beyond any dream.

When she whispers her sweet somethings into your ear, you are ensnared, once and for all, by a true Goddess. There is no pretending here. There is no mercy. She is real. She wants what she wants. And she knows just how to go about getting it.

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See how sweet my guys are? CALL SOON … so I can see what YOU have to say about MOI.

 

#FeedbackFriday 0.1

Friday, September 16th, 2016

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“I would follow her into the depths of hell. I’m sure she’d have a thing or two to teach the devil. Pretty soon she’d usurp him and be running the place. Then everyone would rather go to hell than heaven. That’s the POWER of Angela St. Lawrence. Young, beautiful, intelligent, devious, sexy, dirty, enchanting, seductive, powerful, dominant, creative and more more more! Ms. St. Lawrence delivers one-of-a-kind, personalized instruction, dominance and control–every single time. I’m never bored, but always surprised and delighted. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED”

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This is an experimental new Zen Fetish feature, tied in with Twitter, thus the hashtag. I will be tweaking it a bit and am open to including feedback from other providers. Femdom, Findom, Vanilla, Cam, Phone Sex, Long Distance Training, Cuckolding … whatever and whomever. Let’s see how this goes!

xo, Angela

PS. Looking for that kind of experience? You can find me right HERE

the gluttonous whoreman

Wednesday, May 11th, 2016
  • always desperate for some serious, malicious ass-kicking   femdom phonesex manwhore
  • perpetually groveling for brutal & barbaric ego-smashing
  • controlled by a prurient, animal dick that I own
  • craving his Mistress, Goddess, Dominatrix, Boss Bitch

He wrote:

I go without you for so long. I look for you and long for you but you are away, living your life as well you should. Then I see it–an email that you’ve mentioned me in a tweet. I rush there and consume the snippets that you’ve written and ache ache ache for more but am denied because of my impotence.

I imagine this is what chastity and edging are like.

I replied:

You’re too much of a gluttonous whoreman to enjoy chastity or edging.

Now … castration might just be the perfect answer.

Don’t forget to check zen fetish. You’re my (un)shining star, after all.