She is redemption.

Whatever you give a woman,

she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

 She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So … 

If you give her any crap,

be prepared to receive

a ton of shit.