In case you are trying to figure out who’s who and what’s what…

Derek: He of awesome talent, my Zen Fetish webmaster.

Doxy Wringer: She of awesome talent, my Literate Smut webmistress, author of an erudite and sexy blog, and the premiere phonesex seductress on the Internet.

Fredrick the Cross-Dressing Cat: AKA Sir Fredrick Alexander Theodore Kat, who shares home and hearth with me. If you are a caller, you’ve most likely met him. He tends to “interfere” with my calls now and then, meowing very loudly. He always wears a hot pink collar and is also under forced chastity. You can read more about him here.

Gracie Passette: My kinda-sorta boss at Sex Kitten, the creative force behind Tit-Elation, and just a terrific woman.  And this is why women (and men) fall in love with her ~ over and over again.

Isabella Valentine: A deliciously gifted PSO with a phenomenal website, specializing in Erotic Hypnosis and Panty Boys. Isabella is a great friend with a generous, loving spirit. She is studying psychology, hoping to specialize in sexuality and is a gifted artist and photographer.

Jenna: My receptionist and personal assistant when I managed a Sales Office, Jenna quickly became a good friend. She is married to Jeremy, having lived with him – with both sets of parents’ blessings – since the age of sixteen. I was supposed to sing at her wedding, but they ended up eloping. I guess because of so much togetherness from such a young age, she likes to “frolic” in the fast lane and is always trying to enlist me as accomplice. I suspect that Jeremy blames her wanderlust on me and am always trying to sidestep his misguided wrath. So far, so good.

Mistress V: A highly regarded colleague, internet entrepreneur and very good friend, Ms. V hosts my Blistered Lips blog, and can found just about everywhere: Mistress V, Fetish Kinkstress, Tele-Twinks and Tele-Chix to name just a few.

Nanette: A good friend I met on my way to growing up. Although she is not so very grown-up herself, she is a constant source of delight and an occasional source of frustration. Being slightly codependent, I dream of saving her from herself.

Princess Crissy: With a website called Pussy Denied, how can Princess Crissy not be the premiere phone humilatrix on the Internet today. Innovative and creative, she is the owner/operator of Pussy Denied and dishes out “loser PhoneSex” like nobody else. We occasionally do three-way calls, so I’ve seen her in action and can tell you first hand, there is no one out there that can dish out ego-destruction quite like this Feisty Sassy Lil Brat.

The Savants: I began collecting Savants quite by accident. It all started back on 02/27/06 when I’d innocently posted an entry here at ZF titled Pervert Savant regarding an email I’d recently received. Mind you, this was a very special email, being from a client (actually from one of his doppelgangers, of which there are many) who was fast becoming a cherished fidus Achates.

Thus it began. As any enthusiast knows, be it smiley faces, rosaries, books, angels or refrigerator magnets (guilty as charged), collections take on a life of their own—demanding time, attention and care. But I’m not complaining. Because every Savant is special in his/her own way and I am one lucky girl to have them grace my virtual curio cabinet. So what if I have to pull out the virtual feather duster every now and then to give them a good cleaning? You will find each and every one of them, my very own cherished and adored Hummels of Kink, here at the Savant Collection.