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A Merry Kinky Christmas

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

Some of you are surely familiar with Kinky Cards, which has been on the web for at least as long as I have … and who knows how much longer.  As you can see, I was the lucky recipient of one of their cards today, and — being totally unexpected — it really made my day.  (Thank you, Mr. D.)  

If you've been wanting to send a Christmas Greeting with just a bit of an edge to it, or maybe even a big edge, then you can't go wrong with Kinky Cards.  There is a generous selection of cards for every occasion, from Halloween to birthdays to Valentine's Day.  A fairly new and darling Vintage Collection features specific categories such as Lingerie, Voluptuous Vixens, Foreplay (very romantic and pretty), Corsets and Naughty Girls.  Even if you don't want to send a card, it is fun to look around.  Every time I visit I end up browsing the site.

So we're almost to the big day, huh?  Me?  I'm still wrapping and curling ribbon, but I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel.  All the stuff I had to mail went out Wednesday and you don't even want to know what I spent on postage.  I thought I'd started early enough, but, alas, once again…here I am running around like a mad woman.  Next year, please remind me to start getting ready in July.  I think that is the only safe bet.

A Christmas Poem

'Twas The night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
So I took their stereo.

Ten Reasons a Christmas Tree is Better Than a Woman

  1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
  2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
  3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
  4. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
  5. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
  6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
  7. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
  8. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
  9. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
  10. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck..

xo, Angela