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Sage Advice …

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

 Eat bacon and touch your penis!

Thanks to eloquent phone sex client and sometime life-coach, Mr. A., who says he heard this on an episode of Penn and Teller: Bullshit

xo, Angela

Adult Sex Quiz

Saturday, November 17th, 2007


Q.) What doesn’t belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What’s the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubik cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What’s the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

***Again, I bring you the content of my sister, Bethany’s inter0ffice email.  She forwards me a lot of this stuff.  And–aren’t you lucky–I pass it on to you.  At my end, I see a list of email addresses to which she (and others before her) have forwarded the original.  And let me tell you, ladies and gents,  a large majority of the receivers are female.

Bethany is very high up on the corporate ladder, verily a  mover and shaker, mixing it up with power brokers day in, day out.  My point is that if you’re wondering if sophisticated ladies in suits and heels can get raunchy with the best of them…

Well, hell yes, we can!

xo, Angela