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Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Gratitude is the memory of the heart.  ~Jean Baptiste Massieu 

So here comes Thanksgiving.  While I am quite capable of putting together a big feast, I will be having dinner with my mother tomorrow.  What many callers and readers don't know is that my mother was disabled by a devastating stroke at a very young age.  One day she was healthy, the next day her whole world–and that of her children–changed in a blink of the eye.  

I could grieve the loss of the mother who always bought the biggest turkey in the store, who sometimes tried to trick me into eating oysters by mixing them into the stuffing, who enlisted the help of my sister and me to make pumpkin pie from scratch and who always went beyond the call of duty to make–not just Thanksgiving–but every holiday something we would hold to our hearts and always remember.  

But I don't.  According to the doctors, that my mother is even alive is a miracle.  She might be in a wheelchair and need assistance with her daily routines, but her mind and heart are whole.  I am filled with gratitude for the memories I do have and for the opportunity to give back to her when she needs me most.  So I'm a pretty lucky girl, when it's all said and done.

So have a good one…and please don't spend the day alone.  Find someone, even if it's a bum on the street and you have to buy him his meal.  It just might end up being the best Thanksgiving you ever had.

Thanksgiving Riddles 

  1. Why did the Turkey cross the road?  (It was the chicken's day off.)
  2. Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?  (He was chasing the turkey.)
  3. Why did the Indian wear so many feathers?  (To keep his wigwam.)
  4. Is turkey soup good for your health?  (Not if you're a turkey.)
  5. Why were the cranberries red?  (They saw the turkey dressing.)

Ten Things that Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving

  1. Just reach in and grab the giblets.
  2. Whew!  That's one terrific spread!
  3. And he forces his way into the end zone.
  4. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
  5. Talk about huge breasts!
  6. It's broken.  Whenever I push the tip, nothing squirts out.
  7. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
  8. Tying the legs together will keep her moist.
  9. She's 5000 lbs fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
  10. Don't play with your meat.

Turkey Shopping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Cannibal Thanksgiving

Two cannibals are eating Thanksgiving dinner.  One turns to the other and says, "You know, I really can't stand my mother-in-law.

His dinner partner answers, "Then try the potato salad."

Last but not Least

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xo, Angela