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Don’t Call Me “Baby”

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

… or else.

I dunno.  I guess the problem is that when I don’t know you and you don’t know me and it is the first time we’ve spoken … 

… well, it’s creepy.  It’s smarmy-creepy when "Hey, baby" are the first words out of your mouth.  Did you even take the time to find out my name?  Check out my Free Phone Sex Stories or this Free Phone Sex blog?  Or scan my various Phone Sex listings at NiteFlirt such as Prick Tease or Literate Smut or Macho Sissy?  I’m absolutely certain that the answer is a big, fat resounding ENNN OHH. 

Because here’s what happened (and I’m always right about these things, so don’t even attempt a protest):  You found yourself  with your dick in your hand.  Your dick wanted a P U S S Y.  Not a woman, not Angela St. Lawrence or even a girl by any other name.  You just wanted a PUSSY. 

(Which begs the question:  Would a pussy by any other name still smell as sweet?) 

Regardless, we both know that you and your selfish prick could care less if you were talking to Angela, Mindy or Theresa.  You didn’t know my name, because you didn’t care who I was as long as I possessed a vagina.  In other words, in this particular instance (‘cuz certainly you don’t operate this way in your everyday life; say it isn’t so, dear man), you were actually using "baby" as a pronoun.  

And not a pronoun as in "you."  I wasn’t me to you.  I was an it.  Calling me baby was the equivalent  to calling me IT.  So guess what?

Baby = It = Pussy = No Phone Sex for You from Me

Yanno … You really should be more of a savvy shopper when it comes to calling a Phone Sex Operator, because there are many men who are so talented at changing there voices that they actually take calls — usually from the stOOpid (that would be you) boys — in their girly-girl voices and collect your cash by the minute while you jerk.  Yes, they are  low-life posers too lazy or dumb to get a real job.  But guess who their target market is?  Y. O. U.  Because they know they can get away with it.  I have to admit that there’s a sweet poetic irony in that for me. 

And yes, you pissed me off and that is why I ever-so-abruptly hung up on you.  Call me cranky, call me a bitch, call me too demanding.  I don’t care.   FYI, you’ve also been permanently blocked so I never have to hear your slimy voice again.  

So to HDB, jellyfish, Pervert Savant, Mr. Smith, et al:  Okay, so I wasn’t on my best behavior today.  Not so charming, not so sweet, not so tolerant.  But, as you fellows and most of my readers and/or callers know, I’ve recently moved.  It’s been hectic and stressful and energy-depleting.  A girl can only take so much, dontcha know? 

And, really now …  is it so wrong to expect at least a sentient being on the other end of the phone when I pick up?   Should I or any girl be subjected to the guttural demands (because with that intro, you know they were coming) of loutish clochards operating on three brain cells at best?

Tell me I am wrong, and I’ll try to do better the next time.  Honest Injun. *fingers crossed*

In the meantime …

Well, men really can be damnably dumb at times.  From my sister:

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an Old Grandpa walked by. Grandma One yelled out, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man stopped and shook his finger at the Grandmas. "What are you? Crazy? There is no way you can guess my age, you old fools."

Grandma Two answered back, "We’re not crazy and we can prove it. Just drop your pants and under shorts and we will tell you your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but eager to prove the old women wrong, the Old Grandpa he dropped his drawers.  Grandma Three asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.   Determined to teach the old women a lesson, the old man threw common sense to the wind and began whirling and jumping as the old women screeched and howled until tears were running down their cheeks. 

"I don’t know what you old bats are laughing at," said the Old Grandpa, stopping to catch his breath, "you still don’t know how old I am."

Then all three Grandmas all piped up and said, "You’re 87 years old."

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies called out in unison…

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

BTW … been super busy with this move.  Unpacking, shopping, decorating, etc.  I will be blogging and taking calls most days, now that things are starting to come together.  We’ve got some dirty stuff, some interesting news and a whole bunch of mischief waiting just around the corner.  So stick around, get comfortable, loosen your tie or drop your drawers or pop some popcorn.  Hopefully it will be a very bumpy ride.

with much affection, Angela

(photo credit: The Pirata)

Angelaphabet 0.12

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

Angelaphabet 0.12:  All Things Sissy

A Kinky Love Story
Blurring the Gender Line
Cross-Dressing Cat Blog
Delish Lingerie Dish
Ebony Hot Dam Sexy
Freedom to Be You (Amazon Book)
Grammar Lessons: Dress for Teacher (video)
Hot Date? (video)
llicit & Copious Transgender Fiction
Join the Men Wearing Panties Club
Kinky? Only the first time
Lola by The Kinks
Maid to Order
Nuanced & Spectacular Ms. Bowers
Oh my! Lady-Boys
Porn Stars
Quintessential House of Sissy
Read A Sexy CD Story or Two or Three (Amazon book)
Shop to your Girly Heart’s Content
Tia on Twitter
Uber Sweet Sissy Hubby
Vintage Cross-Dressing Pictures
Wicked Story (by me): Panties for Anderson
X-tra Sexy Men in Panties Pics
You stole their panties???
Zen-fabulous Dela TS

eBay for Panty Boys

Thursday, November 15th, 2007


If you’re a guy who likes the feel of Satin and Lace and all things girly, check out the Jolie Boutique, an eBay store offering the above in 2x, along with many other nice girly items. Apparently they understand your kink:


Nice, huh?

xo, Angela

My Bad Reputation

Friday, July 13th, 2007

So over at my erotica blog, Blistered Lips, I’ve been kinda-sorta tracking–I tend to be lazy about this stuff–my search engine traffic to see what search terms are bringing surfers to the site. I could almost blush! Or maybe I should voluntarily submit to wearing a scarlet letter. Or should I be washing my mouth out with soap? Enlightening, to say the least. Maybe I should get serious about the "professional" end of this once and for all. On second thought…nah! Some of the wordage is downright filthy, some is quite humorous, some accurately reflects my fantasy interests and some of it–I haven’t a clue as to why someone would be looking up such stuff. So, with at least some semblance of economy in mind, here is a partial list:

  • cock leash (a current passion)
  • tease and denial
  • gloved masturbation (great humiliation technique)
  • spankings for touching cock (story)
  • cuckold castration
  • tease denial
  • sucking cock (story)
  • Tease and denial
  • cock leash
  • strap-on cuckold
  • "tease & denial" +clit
  • mistress ass clit cum yes ma’am
  • tease and denial
  • sissy, panties
  • domination xxx beginning learning (he needs to check out Richard)
  • "STRAP ON" knees beg suck
  • tease and denial
  • show pussy lips
  • spanking, bad boy
  • panty jerking (story)
  • tease princess humiliation (story)
  • "you wouldn’t dare" mom spanking
  • kerrie marie
  • cuckold mistress
  • suck my beautiful cunt lips (sounds like fun)
  • pig cumming (say what?)
  • tease and denial
  • castration (story)
  • teased begging to cum denied denial (story)
  • spanked mother bedroom strap
  • cuckold tease and denial
  • cock leash
  • hand job (story)
  • tease and denial
  • blistered lips
  • swollen pussy lips
  • flash tease denial (story)
  • denied sex cum sissy
  • sister prick tease
  • castration issue femdom
  • types of pussy lips (doesn’t he know?)
  • panties tease denial
  • strap-on domination ( calling Mistress V)
  • tease denial
  • bowl-of-cum blonde (poor girl)
  • tied up and teased
  • tease and denial cuckold
  • I play with my clit as she canes me
  • she made me promise to eat cum if cuckolded
  • wife tease and denial
  • tease and denial (Are we seeing a pattern here?)
  • "spunk-soaked" orgasms (sounds messy)
  • table tease denial
  • "she spanks hard" (article)
  • stiletto in the cunt (ouch)
  • tease denial
  • tease and denial phoenix (what about Dallas? or Denver?)
  • cockleash femdom
  • "cock pig" cum balls school (there’s a school for that?)
  • hand job with ball spreader
  • tease and denial
  • femdom "cum training"
  • dangling pussy lips (eeeewe!)
  • crawl here eat my cunt bitch
  • cuckold panties
  • blistered lips (could it be?)
  • wife tease denial
  • "chastity device" dysfunction
  • femdom manservant (I could use one of these.)
  • squirt on the floor come cock strapon
  • first time cuckolding
  • Sounds in his cock (ouch-but fun)

As you see, I threw in a few comments and links. Be my guest. And BTW (by the way) — I’m working this weekend. Ring me up if you wanna see if I can live up to my bad reputation.

xo, Angela