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Strap On in a Poem? Yup!

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Harlot

by Jill Alexander Essbaum

                   (a definition) 

A woman in black with a wasted face,
              Small, bleak girl in a blue satin dress,
                            A nervy girl with a rabid pulse,

A loose-of-life lady, a beggar in skirts,
              A kitten at your keys, the witch who wouldn’t burn,
                            The red spot on Jupiter that could swallow the Earth,

A cavern into which you climb,
              The gangplank bridging swoon and sigh,
                            That wee bit of lust you drag alongside,

Who you cast like a pearl before a pig,
              Who you clothe as a housemaid in your wife’s rags,
                            Who frotts your thigh and bums your fags,

Who cooks the supper and works the avenue,
              Who has a different name each time she knows you,
                            And swears that she would kill for you,

The early bird that eats the worm,
              An orphan of the universe,
                            The coed seducing her teacher mid-tern,

She’s miracle, spectacle, pinnacle, side-show,
              Manacle, clavicle, tabernacle, afterglow,
                            A little button made of bone,

Who lodges in the heart’s hotel,
              Who people demand of what they will,
                            Who’ll do you in the swimming pool,

And play Cockney nurse to your Scottish physician,
              A cock-smitten gin-Molly with a sottish disposition,
                            The groupie who’s made it with all the musicians,

A wily mistress, Zion’s daughter,
              That stupor in the gaze of mourners,
                            Gravedigger, stonecutter, hearsedriver, shroudmender,

Who lies beneath you like a whore,
              And puts good use to sullen hours,
                            And blinks back tears of raving terror,

Your whole life’s happiness, grey as ash,
              Your piece-on-the-side, your secret stash,
                            A hot sauce and a tasty dish,

Who will dance until God falls out of his sky,
              And allow you to handle the merchandise,
                            But will engine your Titanic to an iceberg demise,

And will screw you to the wall with scant ado,
              Darkness done, she casts no shadow,
                            Fuck all, she’ll say, I’m having issues,

She’s the fiction invented for your arousal,
              The serpent you take up and the poison you suckle,
                            A frivolous income at your disposal,

And her weary nights wear on worriedly,
              And she fears she may die from lack of sleep,
                            And her wide-alive eyes are Eau-de-Nil green,

And her Free States masquerade as Confederate,
              And her tastes run noble, but her talents, proletariat,
                            Who flirts with trouble and trouble returns it,

She’s your Sanctum Sanctorum and your Hocus Pocus,
              Whole cities spring up from the ruin she once was,
                            She is insane, and she is in sadness,

Who will stick to you as a burr to cloth,
              Who blends her Stoli with Seconal,
                            The she-wolf with your crotch in her jaw,

Intransitive verb without an object,
              And if you loved her you should have said it,
                            And if you said it, you ought to have meant it,

Rahab, Tallulah, Joan of Arc,
              Hooker, Strumpet, Strap-on, Tart,
                            She’ll go up like a goddamn spark,

And singe your linens and char your plaster,
              And traumatize your mother and appall your pastor,
                            And she will do whatever you ask her,

The gangly book-mouse who cowers a bit,
              That soft-bottomed Ma with a child on her tit,
                            A concubine damp from her sash to her slit—

              Yeah. That’s about it.

***

Oh I am  so very, very charmed, enamoured, gaga over, fall-on-my-knees-smitten with the lovely Ms.Essbaum.  Yes, there is a book and a website … aptly named Harlot and  Harlot Poems, respectively.

The website notes that her poetry has been compared to "a cross between Dorothy Parker and a lap dance" and "John Donne in sexy underwear."  And you already know I adore Donne.

Oh, and there are more books of poetry (and, yes, SD, I want them all.  please, please, please):  Oh Forbidden, Heaven, and the soon-to-be-published Necropolis.

I have another one from Ms. Essbaum I will be featuring soon … much shorter, but simply scrumptious and quite funny.

xo, Angela

Angelaphabet 0.8

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

 X – Rated Web ~ January 2008

Antiquarian Erotica
Behind the Scenes of the Adult Industry
Cute Teen Video
Dwarf Phone Sex (and she’s a cutie)
Ebony Cock in White Ass Video
Filthy & Taboo Classic Novels to Download FREE
Girl Action and Strap-On Video
Hermaphrodite Video (A MUST SEE!)
Incredibly Sexy Blog
Just Awesome FemDom Handjob Video
Kitty Paddle:  Spank her ’til she purrrrrrs.
Licentiousness Long Before the Internet
Men on the Menu  …  seriously!
Not My Cup of Tea (but to each, their own)
Oh, Cum All Ye Faithful
Poor Rob!  Jill Owns That Cock.
Quintessential Perversion Documentation
Really What It’s All About
Shakespeare Pornography
Transexuals on Drugs at Amazon???
Utterly Queer Cowboys Video
Vagina Sofa at Craig’s List
Wanton Male Blog
X -Rated Dictionary
Your I.P.’s too sexy for the web, too sexy…
Zenith of Sex Blogs

My Bad Reputation

Friday, July 13th, 2007

So over at my erotica blog, Blistered Lips, I’ve been kinda-sorta tracking–I tend to be lazy about this stuff–my search engine traffic to see what search terms are bringing surfers to the site. I could almost blush! Or maybe I should voluntarily submit to wearing a scarlet letter. Or should I be washing my mouth out with soap? Enlightening, to say the least. Maybe I should get serious about the "professional" end of this once and for all. On second thought…nah! Some of the wordage is downright filthy, some is quite humorous, some accurately reflects my fantasy interests and some of it–I haven’t a clue as to why someone would be looking up such stuff. So, with at least some semblance of economy in mind, here is a partial list:

  • cock leash (a current passion)
  • tease and denial
  • gloved masturbation (great humiliation technique)
  • spankings for touching cock (story)
  • cuckold castration
  • tease denial
  • sucking cock (story)
  • Tease and denial
  • cock leash
  • strap-on cuckold
  • "tease & denial" +clit
  • mistress ass clit cum yes ma’am
  • tease and denial
  • sissy, panties
  • domination xxx beginning learning (he needs to check out Richard)
  • "STRAP ON" knees beg suck
  • tease and denial
  • show pussy lips
  • spanking, bad boy
  • panty jerking (story)
  • tease princess humiliation (story)
  • "you wouldn’t dare" mom spanking
  • kerrie marie
  • cuckold mistress
  • suck my beautiful cunt lips (sounds like fun)
  • pig cumming (say what?)
  • tease and denial
  • castration (story)
  • teased begging to cum denied denial (story)
  • spanked mother bedroom strap
  • cuckold tease and denial
  • cock leash
  • hand job (story)
  • tease and denial
  • blistered lips
  • swollen pussy lips
  • flash tease denial (story)
  • denied sex cum sissy
  • sister prick tease
  • castration issue femdom
  • types of pussy lips (doesn’t he know?)
  • panties tease denial
  • strap-on domination ( calling Mistress V)
  • tease denial
  • TEASE AND DENIAL CUM
  • bowl-of-cum blonde (poor girl)
  • tied up and teased
  • tease and denial cuckold
  • I play with my clit as she canes me
  • she made me promise to eat cum if cuckolded
  • wife tease and denial
  • tease and denial (Are we seeing a pattern here?)
  • "spunk-soaked" orgasms (sounds messy)
  • table tease denial
  • "she spanks hard" (article)
  • stiletto in the cunt (ouch)
  • tease denial
  • tease and denial phoenix (what about Dallas? or Denver?)
  • cockleash femdom
  • "cock pig" cum balls school (there’s a school for that?)
  • hand job with ball spreader
  • tease and denial
  • femdom "cum training"
  • dangling pussy lips (eeeewe!)
  • crawl here eat my cunt bitch
  • cuckold panties
  • blistered lips (could it be?)
  • wife tease denial
  • "chastity device" dysfunction
  • femdom manservant (I could use one of these.)
  • squirt on the floor come cock strapon
  • first time cuckolding
  • Sounds in his cock (ouch-but fun)

As you see, I threw in a few comments and links. Be my guest. And BTW (by the way) — I’m working this weekend. Ring me up if you wanna see if I can live up to my bad reputation.

xo, Angela