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… it felt just so right

Tuesday, October 30th, 2012

My dear Mistress Angela,

Today I was giving a speech in front of 1500 people – wearing my chastity device and my plug and thinking of You!

It was very exciting and …

… it felt just so right.

love,  SubBoy248


Yes, another email from a long distance (and very much cherished) slave.  He is beautifully submissive: polite, soft-spoken, always respectful, loyal, attentive, obedient to a fault.

He also accepts his strap-on training with as much grace and dignity as one can when one is in restraints and bent over like a bitch.


In case you’re secretly tempted, here is where we rendezvous:

Correction ❤ Imprinting ❤ Obedience ❤ Servitude

xo, Angela

Kink-O-Phone Saturday Night

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

For those of you who didn’t notice or could care less, this blog, Zen Fetish, was down for around three days — give or take a few hours — this past week, which caused quite a kerfuffle with my regular and devoted ones.   Nothing to worry about; I was just moving to a new server and I wasn’t as smart as I thought I was, so it didn’t go as smoothly nor as quickly as I’d planned.  So the boo boo is all better now (though your still welcome to kiss it) and we are back to our irregularly scheduled blogging. 

It’s Saturday night as I write this.  The kink-0-phone is on and I’m taking calls, writing here in between.  Tease and Denial is the kink du jeur  this evening it seems.  And I am loving it.  Nothing like making a guy beg and plead and moan and groan.   

A couple of new callers have shown up.   One hung up when he got the big O … after telling me how absolutely wonderful and fabulous and sexy and hot and creative I was.  Hmmph!  Another just wanted to serve with low-key public training.  It was sooo much fun and he was a perfect gentleman, saying goodbye and thank you before disappearing.  I sent him five free minutes for his next call.  He earned my generosity.  As did a new cross-dressing caller who was such a bad boy-girl for me!  

Yesterday I bought a new car, the process (car salespeople are brutal fucks) swallowing up my entire day — which ended with me driving home in my simply divine PT Cruiser in the middle of a serious snow storm.  I didn’t walk into my door until well after 10 pm.  And after a hot bath I went straight to bed; I was drained.  So I wasn’t around for calls, but should be the rest of this week. 

While I’m thinking about it, a heads up:  PQS sent me a new installment of Lingerie on the Razor Wire, which I will most likely  be publishing in the next few days.  As usual, his writing is superb and outrageous and edgy and downright hillarious.  So all you fans:  stay tuned. 

I am in the middle of writing a piece for my column at Sex Kitten, which is tentatively called SCUNTS (I’ll let you know when it’s published), based upon my theory/postulation that Spammers are Scunts!  On reason I’ve been moved to rant and moan about these VILEST of Internet Predators is that more and more are sneaking through spam filters by altering the spelling of words just enough that the filters can’t detect nor stop them; yet leaving enough of the correct spelling in place so that the receiver gets the point.  Three examples:  1) Outdoor dog-f: uc-king  2) Perefct nautral 36d szied tiits  3) Yum’my laitna fucekd and gets jzized.  Now if the dumb fucks could just figure out how to send their slop to someone who cares.   

And last but certainly not least, this from my sister, Bethany: 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.  The woman, nonplussed, says, "So you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault. Women shouldn’t be allowed to drive!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here’s another miracle.  My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.  The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands It back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren’t you having any?"

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "No, I think I’ll just wait for the police."

MORAL OF THE STORY:  Women are clever, evil bitches!


xo, Angela

Looking For Sex

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Looking for Sex:  In All the Wrong Places?

I've written about this before, that as a webmistress I can see the  search terms by which people find their way to me.  Because I am a most awesome-est blog-stress, dontcha know.  (And if you're a first time visitor reading this, don't run away.  Stick around and get to know me.  I joke around a lot.  And make fun of myself and of what I do and everything else that is within shooting distance.) 

The last time, in an entry titled My Bad Reputation, we were looking at my FREE erotic story blog, Blistered Lips, checking out the specific search terms by which people were finding that site.  Evidently both readers and callers found it interesting, as many commented either via this blog or over the phone as to such.  Although it would behoove me to pay serious attention to this type of info and market myself accordingly, I don't.  But, hey!  I've always gone by the seat of my panties and it seems to serve me well.  So excuse me while I keep doing what works for me.

But I do continue to monitor–at least periodically–the whole darned thing, because it is fascinating.  As of late, my eyes have been on this blog, Zen Fetish, and which magical yellow brick road searchers are taking to get here.

So are ya ready?  Wanna see what I see? 

  • domination (little innocent moi?)
  • pantyhose
  • femdom wedding  (read all about it)
  • Hermaphrodite Phonesex  (I am actually quite good at this.)
  • Angela St. Lawrence  (Guess who?)
  • mistress tease denial
  • phone sex  (read all about it)
  • denial tease
  • cock sucking men (Now would I make a guy do that?)
  • small penis humiliation
  • zen fetish
  • pantyhose blog
  • cuckold fetish  (read all about it)
  • smoking fetish  (here and here)
  • fetish ladies in leather
  • femdom story
  • cock control (read all about it)
  • angela +zen fetish
  • penis humiliation  (Okay, I admit liking this fantasy.)
  • zen fetish
  • femdom
  • you're dick is bigger than my strap on  (I think not!)
  • "porn art"
  • femdom professional (You rang?)
  • deep throat small penis  (Is that even possible?)
  • female domination
  • catholic school girl fetish (read all about it)
  • femdom wedding
  • phonesex fetish
  • angela st lawrence
  • zen fetish
  • tease and denial (read all about it)
  • zen fetish
  • panty boy
  • erotic tease  (A favorite of mine.)
  • smell my thong  (I will not!)
  • angela st. lawrence
  • small penis humiliation
  • spanking +enema 
  • humiliation small dick
  • small penis humiliation
  • tease and delay orgasm stories
  • princess crissy (read all about it)
  • face slapping
  • erotic humiliation (read all about it)
  • good girls gone bad  (What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?)
  • women getting fucked by a small penis
  • zen fetish
  • cuckold (read all about it)
  • frau story  (Say what?)
  • dirty school girls
  • sissy +panties  (Oh, the fun of it all.)
  • erotic humiliation
  • panty fetish  (read all about it)
  • forced cocksucking (read all about it)
  • looking for a dirty old man to use my sissy man cunt (You are?)
  • smoking fetish
  • fucked so hard her pussy bled  (Dream on, Herman.)
  • face slapping a slave  (read all about it)
  • small penis humiliation
  • mistress femdom "eat cum" 
  • cock tease  (read all about it)
  • dangling pussy lips  (Yuk!)
  • small penis humiliation
  • bad girls bestiality (Shame on you!)
  • cock sucking boys (read all about it)
  • fetish women in chains
  • panty ass fetish
  • orgasm control  (Oh, yeah!)
  • smoking fetish
  • cum denial
  • kinky catholic girls  (And your point is…?)
  • i  like big cock and i am a man  (I knew that already.)
  • sissy sex with mom mistress
  • zen sex
  • cuckold "worship my cunt"
  • bad boy forced to cum
  • pantified
  • slightly big cocks  (hmmm….)
  • cum denial story
  • catholic girls  (read all about it)
  • panties
  • face slapping porn
  • naughty santa claus
  • santa claus sex
  • good girls gone bad porn
  • panty jerking
  • smoking, face slapping

The above is just a partial list, since I only have so much time and so do you.  But at least you get a picture of how people are finding their way to the Church of Miss St. Lawrence.  I was surprised how fast my naughty little Christmas story got picked up.  The Internet Gods must have their noses to the grindstone, trying to keep up with the blogosphere explosion.

It's kinda-sorta embarrassing how much "small penis humiliation" (in some form or other) comes up.  It really is a fun dom/sub phonesex game, but it is only a game and not anything I do in my real, everyday life.  I just love the fantasy of verbally emasculating a man.  Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.  I will tell you that very smart, sophisticated men usually enjoy this fantasy.  I think it might be because they are so damned brilliant, the word play is an intoxicating form of domination…whips and chains are just too common for them.

Mostly the list is pretty accurate regarding the types of fantasies at which I excel.  At least some guys seem to think so.  Then there are a few who don't.   C'est la vie!

So, don't be shy.  Tell me what you think.

xo, Angela