1.  Are you as smart as you think you are?   Ahhh….  Misunderstood, once again.  Not in the least, my love.  I am your everyday, run-of-the-mill egomaniac with low self esteem.  It’s all smoke and mirrors, I assure you.

2.  Where’s the smut?   Give a working girl a break, why don’t ya?  I talk smut all day (and sometimes–all night) long.  This is my place to prattle, dish, vent, share my personal/professional observations and just kinda-sorta be me  (which is, once again, a matter of smoke and mirrors–considering my avocation).  Besides–it’s my blog, after all.  You are more than welcome to get your own and do it better.  Send me the link and I might even read it.  In the meantime, follow the yellow brick road.