I’ve mentioned–ok, I’ll admit it: gushed, drooled and wet my panties over–Supervert when steering you to his fan-tabulous bevy of sites on more than one occasion. The man is a frickin genius after all.

He is the Lone Ranger of the Internet (Who was that virtual man?): Kemo Sabe to all who study the dark and dangerous side of kink. Of course there’s the added benefit of allowing us to feel good about our hidden fantasies while holding them up against others’ morbid and twisted realities.

But today is Labor Day, and if you’re as anti-picnics as I am, you just might find yourself a bit on the lonely side of things. So I’m inviting you to a party, courtesy of Mr. Vert via the newest addition to his ever-expanding web-porium, PervScan.tv.

Guaranteed to be more fun than sweaty volleyball games, voracious army ants and drunken relatives, watching this line-up (Doggy Styles, Toilet Manners, Pantywaists, Nibby Neighbors–just to name a few) is a great way to pass the time and a sure cure to any exhibitionistic notions we’ve been secretly considering.

Plus, it goes well with popcorn.

xo, Tonto