A certain reader, who shall remain nameless (but not guiltless) and is squiggly-wiggly enamored with the “literate” in my professional phone sex site, Literate Smut, took it upon himself to erect a virtual-effigy to me and my websites, an alphabetical list of of naughty alliterations. Being a frustrated poet, I happen to like alliterations and so…here you go (with his side comments included):

amphisexual ass play
breast bucking & fucking
cunt cracking crescendo
dip-stick, drip-stick, dick-stick
erotic, exotic enema (sooo kinky)
freaky fetish fucking
gonzo glory hole guzzling (count me out on this one)
hot hole humping
illicit inseminations
jerk the johnson to jizz
kinky keister kisser
lickable luscious labia
male membrum e-rectum (i suffer from this often)
nimble-hipped nympho
orbital oral intercourse
pecker-pumping & dumping
quim-quenching quickie
randy-dandy rim job
sado-maso mischief
teasing temptress of tele-dick-tion (Our Angela)
urge the prick to purge
voluptuous scrumptious vulgarian
wacking the one-eyed weasel
x-rated extreme reaming
yanking the doodle dandy
Zeusophobic fem domme diva (the irony of it!)

Well…I must say it does my heart good to see my callers/readers stretching their little creative wings. And it always makes me smile.

xo, Angela

1. Yesterday I thought that I was going to have to hire, dominate, or fuck a Geek; or buy a new PC. Today, thanks to a Geek’s expert help and and his gift of System Mechanic, my PC is running better than it has in months. And no…I will not tell you whether I hired, dominated or fucked him.
2. For those of you who expressed concern over my friend who is very ill: Physically and emotionally, he is much better, but dealing with a long-term illness which just could be fatal. His spirits are high and he is aggressively fighting his sickness. God Bless his most beautiful heart. If you’re so inclined, say a prayer for him.
3. Remember fellow bloggers: Save your work as you type. I learned from experience. My PC froze up (see point #1) yesterday and I lost about 6 (quite brilliant, dontcha know?) paragraphs. And I just might give AOL the boot. They just never get it right, no matter how hard they try. And I really think they should be called NDOL (New Delhi On Line). Call customer service and you will know what I mean.
4. New Words: dictatress (female dictator), circumambulate (circle around), anecdotage (telling or a collection of anecdotes), resipiscent (having returned to a saner mind), haboob (violent sand- or dust storm). (Ed-u-macate yourself with a new word every day. (The most welcomed, most enduring piece of daily mass email in cyberspace. ~New York Times)
5. Me? I’m just fucking around with these ongoing “catt-ergies,” which would be allergies in relation to a certain sissy kitty sharing my bachelorette digs (aka Kink Central). This is the cat that I’ve de-clawed (it hurt me more than him), sissified and castrated…and who happens to love me to pieces. I could not possibly give him up. No matter what the allergist might recommend. Stay tuned on this.
6. Slip of a Girl is giving away Diamond Bling!!! If you can write erotica, you need to CHECK THIS OUT RIGHT NOW. (crossdressers should be reading this blog daily)
7. Husk and Supervert ask, “How fucked up is this?” READ JUST HOW FUCKED UP. (bookmark his site…always a fascinating read)
8. The last time I went gambling, I won $1,500. How frickin’ kewllll is that? A lot of you know that I go with my mother, who is wheelchair bound. It is her guilty pleasure, so I foot the bill and join her for some free-wheeling spending once a month throughout the warm months. Well, don’t look for me on July 31, because me and mamma are gonna try our luck again.
9. As we all know by now, I have a serious shoe fetish. Be it heels or sandals or even loafers….I am there and I am buying. My latest thing passion is the Cayman by Crocs, of which I’ve decided to own a pair in every color. Of course. Hollywood’s Fashionistas are –as usual– copying my great taste. (wink) READ ABOUT THOSE TINSELTOWN COPYCATS
10. A second viewing of Crash last week and I cried from beginning to end. Every moment of this movie is a prayer. We really are all weaved from the same fragile threads, constantly rowing as best as we can towards God. Life just gets in the way and we forget.

xo, Angela

Awesome Girl Blogs ~ July 2007

Ass-pecially Delicious (Adele Haze, Spanking Model)
Beau Ideal Dominatrix (Mistress Matisse)
Dominatrix from Down Under (Mistress 160)
Carnally-Gifted & Wicked-Smart (Sabrina in Stockings)
Educating Us Sexually & Sexily (Violet Blue of Tiny Nibbles)
Foul-Mouthed Sweet-Heart (Abby Licks)
Good Vibrations (Heather Corinna of Femmerotic)
Hypnotic Enchantress (Isabella Valentine)
Iniquity & Antiquity (Silent Porn Star)
Jiggy Female in New York (Selina Fire)
Kink-stress Mistress Extrordinaire (Mistress V…of course!)
London Calling You! (Belle de Jour)
Meowwwww. (The Original Sex Kittens)
Oh, You Bad Boy! (Shirley Shave, God’s Wife)
Premium Princess (Crissy of Pussy Denied)
Quite a Q-tee (Adorable Audrey)
Richard’s Soul Mate (Goddess Alexandra)
Savoir-Faire Sexuality (Debra Hyde of Pursed Lips)
Trix(ie) is NOT for Kids! (The Wondering Webwhore)
Unmentionables Uncovered (Slip of a Girl)
Very Endearing Submissive (Insatiable Submissive)
Who Wears Short Shorts? (Becky C. in Shorts)
X Marks the (Your) Spot (Kinky Miss X)
Yoe-Woman of Internet Sex (Gracie Passette of The Marketing Whore)
Zen-sationally Pro-Sex-errific (Katt of The Pillow Book)

so you want to be a writer? ~ Charles Bukowski

if it doesn’t come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don’t do it.
unless it comes unasked out of your
heart and your mind and your mouth
and your gut,
don’t do it.
if you have to sit for hours
staring at your computer screen
or hunched over your
typewriter
searching for words,
don’t do it.
if you’re doing it for money or
fame,
don’t do it.
if you’re doing it because you want
women in your bed,
don’t do it.
if you have to sit there and
rewrite it again and again,
don’t do it.
if it’s hard work just thinking about doing it,
don’t do it.
if you’re trying to write like somebody
else,
forget about it.

if you have to wait for it to roar out of
you,
then wait patiently.
if it never does roar out of you,
do something else.

if you first have to read it to your wife
or your girlfriend or your boyfriend
or your parents or to anybody at all,
you’re not ready.

don’t be like so many writers,
don’t be like so many thousands of
people who call themselves writers,
don’t be dull and boring and
pretentious, don’t be consumed with self-
love.
the libraries of the world have
yawned themselves to
sleep
over your kind.
don’t add to that.
don’t do it.
unless it comes out of
your soul like a rocket,
unless being still would
drive you to madness or
suicide or murder,
don’t do it.
unless the sun inside you is
burning your gut,
don’t do it.

when it is truly time,
and if you have been chosen,
it will do it by
itself and it will keep on doing it
until you die or it dies in you.

there is no other way.

and there never was.

***

You may recall that it was a poem by Mr. Bukowski which inspired me to create the PSOetry category for this blog. Not easy to figure out why, is it? He is frickin’ awesome. And did you know that the screenplay for the movie, Barfly, was written by Bukowski and he based Mickey O’Rourke’s character on himself? Oh, yeah, baby. The world is, indeed, a fun place.

xo, Angela

So over at my erotica blog, Blistered Lips, I’ve been kinda-sorta tracking–I tend to be lazy about this stuff–my search engine traffic to see what search terms are bringing surfers to the site. I could almost blush! Or maybe I should voluntarily submit to wearing a scarlet letter. Or should I be washing my mouth out with soap? Enlightening, to say the least. Maybe I should get serious about the "professional" end of this once and for all. On second thought…nah! Some of the wordage is downright filthy, some is quite humorous, some accurately reflects my fantasy interests and some of it–I haven’t a clue as to why someone would be looking up such stuff. So, with at least some semblance of economy in mind, here is a partial list:

• cock leash (a current passion)
• tease and denial
• gloved masturbation (great humiliation technique)
• spankings for touching cock (story)
• cuckold castration
• tease denial
• sucking cock (story)
• Tease and denial
• cock leash
• strap-on cuckold
• "tease & denial" +clit
• mistress ass clit cum yes ma’am
• tease and denial
• sissy, panties
• domination xxx beginning learning (he needs to check out Richard)
• "STRAP ON" knees beg suck
• tease and denial
• show pussy lips
• spanking, bad boy
• panty jerking (story)
• tease princess humiliation (story)
• "you wouldn’t dare" mom spanking
• kerrie marie
• cuckold mistress
• suck my beautiful cunt lips (sounds like fun)
• pig cumming (say what?)
• tease and denial
• castration (story)
• teased begging to cum denied denial (story)
• spanked mother bedroom strap
• cuckold tease and denial
• cock leash
• hand job (story)
• tease and denial
• blistered lips
• swollen pussy lips
• flash tease denial (story)
• denied sex cum sissy
• sister prick tease
• castration issue femdom
• types of pussy lips (doesn’t he know?)
• panties tease denial
• strap-on domination ( calling Mistress V)
• tease denial
• TEASE AND DENIAL CUM
• bowl-of-cum blonde (poor girl)
• tied up and teased
• tease and denial cuckold
• I play with my clit as she canes me
• she made me promise to eat cum if cuckolded
• wife tease and denial
• tease and denial (Are we seeing a pattern here?)
• "spunk-soaked" orgasms (sounds messy)
• table tease denial
• "she spanks hard" (article)
• stiletto in the cunt (ouch)
• tease denial
• tease and denial phoenix (what about Dallas? or Denver?)
• cockleash femdom
• "cock pig" cum balls school (there’s a school for that?)
• hand job with ball spreader
• tease and denial
• femdom "cum training"
• dangling pussy lips (eeeewe!)
• crawl here eat my cunt bitch
• cuckold panties
• blistered lips (could it be?)
• wife tease denial
• "chastity device" dysfunction
• femdom manservant (I could use one of these.)
• squirt on the floor come cock strapon
• first time cuckolding
• Sounds in his cock (ouch-but fun)

As you see, I threw in a few comments and links. Be my guest. And BTW (by the way) — I’m working this weekend. Ring me up if you wanna see if I can live up to my bad reputation.

xo, Angela