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After Tennis

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

An erotic story by Jeremy Edwards – (c) 2006

Playing tennis with Candice was always hard work–for both of us. We each hit the water bottle a lot during those luxurious summer Sundays on the court. And then sometimes, when the sun began its slow, late-afternoon descent and we were ready to relax the pace a bit, we’d pull a couple of beers out of her cooler.On one such occasion, it became clear at the end of yet another close match that Candice and I were both jiggling for a good piss, as the brews and H20 coursed through us.

“Do you have to pee as badly as I do,” she called to me from across the court. This end of the park was empty except for us, so she was able to shout this fairly personal question without any inhibitions. It sounded sexy, though, to hear my beautiful lover shouting to me in the open air about how she had to take a leak. I’d had the good fortune to observe that Candice embodied a particular kind of erotic beauty on the commode, her soft, intimate regions the source of ashimmering fountain. So for her to mention the need was always enough to turn me on.

“You know it!” I grinned, as we met at the net. I noticed her left hand darting momentarily to the front of her shorts. Her knees were pressed together. She smiled in a way that looked a little kinky.

“Wanna try something?” she asked.

“Sure,” I said, agreeably. I didn’t know what she had in mind, but that question–and that smile–had always led to nice things.

We headed off the court in the direction of the changing rooms, and Candice took my hand. “I thought it might be fun to do a double wetting,” she said softly.

I didn’t get her drift. It had sounded like she’d said “double wedding,” and the two of us had barely discussed marriage. But I was too intrigued–and too eager to take my dick out of my shorts and let the beer flow–to hold things up with a lot of questions.

To my surprise, she led me right past the locker building, into a secluded bit of lawn beyond. A moment later, while we swayed and held ourselves, she surprised me further by sitting me down on the grass, and then seating herself on my lap, with her back to me. Feeling her ass on my fly made me start to get hard, but I was still ready to spill over with pee any second.

Candice jiggled on top of me, and I finally realized what she had in mind. “Okay,” she announced, with a touch of breathless anticipation in her sexy voice. “When I count to 3 we both let go, all right?” She didn’t wait for an answer, but began to count. “1 . . . 2. . .3!”

I heard a lewd hissing from under her ass, and I did my part by relaxing every tensed muscle in my lap. A warm, wet bliss rolled over me as my tennis shorts soaked up Candice’s flood of womanly water and my own bladder full of fluid. Her saturated crotch generated a river that merged with my own spreading wetness, a confluence of mutual release that mingled intimately where her throbbing cunt pressed through our flimsy clothing, urgent against my pumping hose.

Even while we were still wetting, her moans indicated that her enjoyment had crossed way over the line from the basic physical pleasure of urinating into something powerfully sexual. And when we finally, finally finished, we could not peel our soaked shorts and underwear fast enough. I had quickly developed a huge erection, and her piss-glistening pussy was slick and hungry. With our pants at our ankles, she wriggled her ass back down toward my lap until her wet lips kissed the tip of my member.

After an instant of this titillating contact, we screwed our sexes further into place and began a delicious bounce. Her back, warm with perspiration, pressed tightly against my chest, and her ass squirmed against my abdomen. I heard the sounds of pee-kissed flesh squishing to our rhythm. As I fucked her right there on my lap, I reached around to finger her nipples through her tennis shirt, taking care also to tickle her under her arms, which was guaranteed to send Candice into ecstasies. Her climax and mine came rushing through us mere instants later.

Scarcely had the orgasms receded when she hopped off me, squatted mere feet away, and let loose another torrent of pee, this time onto the dry grass. She giggled girlishly while I watched the luscious stream roar out of her. Her bare ass pulsated as it watered the terrain below.

***Jeremy Edwards (AKA Jerotic) hangs his hat (or is that a cap with little horns?) at My Space. Be sure to visit him there and give him a holler. He is a most interesting bloke and I will tell you more about that tomorrow. So make sure you come back!

All That Jazz

Monday, August 28th, 2006

Well, beloved smutters, I do believe it’s time again for one of my little scavanger lists: a bit of this and a bit of that.

  • The Biggest News: Veronica Varlow and Burke Heffner have gone and gotten themselves married! To each other, of course. Do you remember my interview with Burke for Sex Kitten and my little piece a while back on Veronica’s online boutique, Danger Dame? Check out this lovely wedding pic at Veronica’s blog. Are they adorable or what? These two are very good people and I am just tickled pink for them.
  • Speaking of Sex-Kitten, I recently reviewed the very naughty flick, BEND OVER BOYFRIEND PART II: MORE ROCKIN’ LESS TALKIN’. You might want to check it out, maybe even buy the DVD to keep for your very own. Cuz you ain’t gettiin’ mine, honey-darling!
  • Mark Twain was most definitely not a fan of James Fenimore Cooper! Read all about it right here.
  • I don’t know about you, but I am very unhappy about poor Pluto losing planet status. Apparently, there are plenty of others who feel the same way.
  • I know I keep saying that I’m going to be updating Literate Smut soon. But I really am…honest injun! I’m very excited about erotic photographer, Dave Hare, who’s just agreed to place a gallery at my Smut Galleries. Make sure to visit his site…he is frickin’ awesome.
  • I hate to break it to you, and it’s not that I don’t love ya (you’re the only one for me, baby), but very soon –in fact when Literate Smut is finally updated– I will be raising my prices. It’s not that I’m greedy, it’s that I only have so much energy and voice power to expend per day and I need to work smart. Plus, I do happen to put out a pretty fine product. Which means my $2.19 per min. rate will be going up to $2.49 per min. Of course, special callers (you know who you are) would tell you that I am very generous with treats (so you might wanna try to attain “special caller” status).
  • Cuckoldry anyone?
  • And if it ends up that Karr is guilty, it will a great American tragedy. Good gawd, what that family was put through. Regardless of his guilt, I was and am disgusted with the lip-licking press and every-fucking-body-else who was so eager to suspect/blame the Ramseys. Why do we do that? What’s wrong with us?
  • Welcome home to T. Bye bye to the other T. Can’t you all just stay in the same place for a while? And thanks to Coochie Boy for being so sweet.
  • Did I tell you I sprained my ankle? Been miserable all weekend. But I think it is on the mend now.
  • Happy NiteFlirt anniversary to Lustful Alice and Dear Madame. Older women make better lovers. Isn’t that how the song goes? I’ve spoken personally with both of these lovely ladies, and they come with my personal guarantee that you will be treated royally…one way or the other. So give ’em a call.
  • One more thing. Have you ever hear of No-pan kissa? Well you have now.

Ok, I think I’ll go to bed now.

xo

And Have You Noticed?

Sunday, August 6th, 2006
  • …that there seems to be a spate of Mel Gibson movies all over the premium (HBO, Showtime, etc.) channels. Is there anything in this world on which the entertainment industry won’t capitalize?
  • …or copy? (America Has Talent, So You Think You Can Dance, etc.) Poor Simon.
  • Speaking of Mr. Gibson, regarding my 2006/08/03 post, I want to make it clear that I have no opinion one way or the other regarding his alleged anti-Semitism. One opinion worth reading.
  • I also wanted to mention that my appreciation of Christopher Hitchens’ command of the English language is not an indication of my regard for his personality or politics.
  • …that Mistress V is fucking awesome? (And you should have noticed this, because I tell you enuff!) Our blonde bombshell is going to be on The X Rated Show tonight and is campaigning for an annual (gawd–I love this woman) Small Penis Prevention Day.
  • …that Customer Service Reps act like they are doing us a favor? And are downright rude? Why do we put up with that? When did customer appreciation and good service become the exception rather than the rule?
  • …that Radio Shack sales clerks suck? And seem to have the IQ of turnips?
  • …that Richard has got to be the most erudite and creative submissive on the Internet today? If you are a submissive male, you should be regularly reading and commenting on his blog. Get to it or I will sic Ms. V on you!
  • …that you can find me here to place a quick call to soothe those animal urges?
  • …that my professional website hasn’t been updated in ages? What’s up with that? I will let you in on a secret: Lots of new stuff coming in the very near future, including a new Powder Room and Reformatory.
  • …that I am just adorable and irresistable beyond belief?

Sometimes I Could Care Less

Sunday, July 30th, 2006

…..unfortunately, these past several days have been one of those times. The result of this not-so-random apathy is that I’ve not been paying attention to this blog.

Don’t take it personal, cuz it has nothing to do with anything except that my AC has been on the fritz for a number of (very intolerable) days while we’ve been experiencing record-breaking high temps. In short, I am miserable.

The good news (if Murphy’s Law doesn’t intervene) is that tomorrow I am getting a brand new unit. No, not that kind of unit. Can’t you ever behave?

While we’re waiting to return to our regularly scheduled programming you might want to check out this kinky and romantic story (yes, you can have both!) Jeremy Edwards wrote over at Sex Kitten: The Girl Who Loved to Pee. Simply scrumptious.

xo

Stuff

Sunday, June 18th, 2006
  • Mistress V discusses the good, bad and the ugly of Consensual Blackmail and dominating a married couple (for real–not pretend) in her latest PodCast.
  • Kathleen Turner will be appearing on Nip/Tuck next season as a phonesex operator in need of vocal chord repair.
  • The best place to find what’s hot in the adult arena? Janes Guide.
  • Trixie’s blog is one of the best on the net, as far as I’m concerned. Go there now!
  • Amanda Bangs has just opened a hot site with cuckold videos at very reasonable prices: Cuckolds Exposed
  • Chef will be returning to South Park in next week’s episode.
  • I talk about Fantasy vs. Reality in my monthly column at Sex Kitten.
  • The Dirtiest Girl in the World, Princess Jasmine, talks about a wimp and his dicklett in her latest blog entry.
  • By the way, if you like perusing blogs, particularly adult ones, check out Gang Bangs in the sidebar.
  • If you’re a Brangelina fan, Anderson Cooper will be interviewing the new mother tomorrow on Anderson Cooper 360.
  • What’s your Entertainment IQ?
  • Johnny Depp is so sexy…and I never realized it until I saw Secret Window.

Did I forget anything? Of course I did.