On May 1 the enigmatic SuperVert announced that his website, PervScan was celebrating its third year on the web, and as such Mr. Vert (my special name for him) was going to take a month-long haitus, during which he would ponder the fate of said website–whether to close up shop or continue feeding the animals (which can be very taxing at times, because web pets do not take well to domestication).

If you don’t know it by now, you should…I adore Mr. Vert. We’ve exchanged a few emails (not to mention links) and he is just about the most fascinating –if not THE most fascinating– presense on the Internet today. So it began: I and the quivering minions waited out the long month of May biting our fingernails, eating ice cream and potato chips, pacing the floor, channel surfing for info ads, indulging in an over-abundance of greasy spoon sex and anything else that reeked of spineless addictive behavior. What would we do without our PervScan. What would I do without my Mr. Vert?

Well, toss out the spray paint and paper bags, because, Mr. Vert is back in the saddle again! Can I hear an Amen, Sister and Brother?

And not only is he back, he’s back with a vengence, adding PervScan.tv to his online empire of creative endeavors. Now we can indulge our nasty little voyeuristic predilicitions even more. Because it’s so much fun when the other guy gets caught isn’t it?

If you visit Mr. Vert–and you better ’cause I said so–check out the links to his other websites. Reality Studio is without a without doubt the most complete and up-to-date collection of information on William S. Burroughs that one can find anywhere. Fleurs Du Mal is dedicated to Charles Baudelaire, in particular his piece de resistance, Les Fleurs Du Mal and contains “every poem of each edition of Les Fleurs du mal, together with multiple English translations.”

One more thing, straight from my heart: You really should purchase both of Mr. Vert’s books, Necrophilia Variations and Extraterrestial Sex Fetish. I have them both. In fact, I will be reviewing both and interviewing Mr. Vert sometime soon. But what is so special about these books (besides the writing…wait for the reviews) is the books, themselves. They are so beautiful, so fucking sexy just to look at, you will want to fuck them…I kid you not!

So get busy: Visit, peruse, get smarter, get dirtier. Get your fix the SuperVert way. I guarantee you will not be disappointed. At the very least you will have a lot of fun. But I’m betting you just might learn something, too.

….I have a Headache.

Ok, here’s the deal: I should be sleeping, was going to skip the blogging thing today. Don’t you tire of the instant pundit phenomenon this blogging craze has created? Do we always have something so important to say that everybody should be reading us in lieu of The New York Times or War and Peace or at least something from Oprah’s Book Club?

But, somebody out there is reading me. God knows why, but they are. (And I’m deeply grateful to all three of you.) So you were on my mind. And I just couldn’t zonk out, feeling I’d let you down. It’s not that I didn’t have a valid excuse to skip a day, as it was a very busy Fantasy Phone day for me, the last call lasting well over two hours. That is a very long time and one gets very weary at a certain point. Which I was and am.

But, being the trooper that I am, I had to come back and tell you goodnight. Don’t ask for sex, not even a quickie! I really do need to get some sleepy sleep.

But how about if I leave you some reading material?

1. PervScan is one of my favorite sites on the Net. Supervert who presents the site is taking a month off currently, but there is a treasure trove of info there, in which you may gleefully wallow. I don’t need to tell you what it is about, because it won’t take you long to figure it out.
2. Tasty Trixie is one of the sweetest treats on the net today. She is naturally beautiful, female positive, open minded, extremely bright and witty and I just could kiss her all over. She has a lot of things to offer and is an ethical “wondering webwhore.” So do make it over there and give her a lookie-loo.
3. And last but not least, I ran across Lisa Lampanelli one late night last week when I couldn’t sleep. She is so in-your-uptight-face funny, I was practically peeing myself laughing. So I went looking on the WWW and found her site. Check her out.

So can I go back to bed now? Thanks darling. Kiss Kiss

Drum roll please….

A while back, 2/24/06 to be exact, I told you that I was pulling together another weblog that would be a collection of my short erotica and poetry. A few people have been watching me put it all together and have been extremely generous with their comments and support along the way, for which I am deeply grateful.

So, while I still will be tweaking and rounding out the rough edges, Blistered Lips is kinda-sorta ready for public consumption. It is work-safe (something Zen Fetish isn’t) as it is just a collection of words strewn together, and you don’t have to worry about Marian the Librarian peeking over your shoulder to find a picture of a dildo or other such x-rated material parked on your desktop. But it might give you a boner, so be careful. If such metaphysical happenings should occur, please be kind and leave a nice comment.

FYI: Blistered Lips is hosted at Vixen Blogs, where Mistress V is hooking-up both the prolific and the slow-witted with FREE blogs. So if you’ve been looking for a place to set up “blog-keeping” hurry on over there and get yours while you can. If you are new to blogging, it is a great way to get your feet wet. It’s where I started…and look at me now! Plus V is a darling when it comes to helping you out when you get stuck or confused (not that that ever happened to me, of course). And if you’re a boy, no need to fret. Vixen blogs are gender-blind. Boys, girls, and everything inbetween: We’re all vixens at Vixen Blogs!

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Also of note, you can find a few new things from me at Sex-Kitten:

• Burke Heffner: It’s a Vision Thing is an interview I conducted with Burke Heffner of Things To Look At. He is a man of many talents and has a knack for creating noir images of beautiful women. He also knows some very cool people and was very generous and open with me. Make sure to check out his site and read the interview. He deserves your attention. ***Oh, and pretty soon I will be following up this interview with a certain model. When I publish that interview, BIG NEWS will be revealed concerning Mr. Heffner…so stay tuned.***
• Art Appreciation 101: Welcome to the Big Wide World Little Girl is an essay I wrote about how a wonderful professor quite literally changed the course of my life. What I didn’t write in the article is that I developed a major crush on him and still send him a Christmas card every year.
• Doc Johnson’s G Spot Tickler is a tongue-in-cheek sex-toy review I wrote with the help of my friend, Nanette. Who, as you know, likes these sort of things much more than I do.

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Okey Dokey…gonna work the phones and do some writing. Be good until we meet again. And if you can’t be good? Well, you know where to find me.

If you’ve checked out my links (over there-see Ethical Smut), then you’re already a member of SpyOnUs, the super-sized indie porn site of Trixie the Wandering Web Whore and her hunka-hunka-burning-love boyfriend Tucker. Oh and there’s another business partner in this venture. Dare I forget DeliaCD, Tucker’s cross-dressing alter ego? (Who, by the way, happens to be the sexiest panty boy on the Internet today!)

I’ve been enthralled with these two (er, three?) for quite a long time. Personally, I would lose my mind availing myself to the porn-surfing public as these guys do. Mind trips are fine, but I need my personal space and I need it very personal. Trixie and Tucker not only do it, the do it with style and generosity. They serve up walloping, meat & potatoes porn for the discerning surfer, complimentary wine and dessert included! Did I mention they are pretty to look at, interesting to read, very smart and sizzling hot? Oh, baby, they are so fucking hot!

They also happen to be principled business people. You get a lot more than you pay for and you get a no-strings-attached membership which can be canceled at any time.

Soon Delia will be the featured "lady" in the Powder Room at my professional site. Bless her little sissy heart; she let me run wild in her member area to pick and choose from her oh-so-sexy exclusive content. I can’t wait to see how it turns out. I am also writing a couple cross-dressing, forced feminization, lingerie tease stories for her site.

I hope to interview Trixie soon for Sex-Kitten. She is an Internet pioneer and visionary, setting the standard when it comes to principled adult websites and creator of the now-legendary Webwhore Manifesto.

As she says at her flagship site, TastyTrixie.com:   I try to strike a balance between amateur art and porn, between pleasing porn-lovers and pleasing those who want material that is both substantive and explicit, between indulging in fantasy while being committed to reality, and between providing reliable weekly updates while striving to constantly improve the quality and depth of my work. Sometimes I fail and sometimes I surprise myself. I hope you will be pleasantly surprised too!

Trixie also happens to have the loveliest nipples (the cute, hard-as-a-rock "eraser" kind, just like mine) so I just know you’re gonna fall in love with her.

Are these people cool — or what?

So what are you waiting for? Go join today! Tell ’em Angela sent you.