Happy Friday the Thirteenth.

1. Financial Goddess worth giving it up for: Exclusively Devon
2. Scarlett Teese: That would be Johansson and Dita Von (yum yum).
3. My newest pairs of heels: Are these sexy or what? and Would you kneel?
4. Laura Baumach: Sensually Wicked Man Love
5. Phone Sex with Miss Swan (very funny)
6. Maria’s online diary: Cuckolding Martin (very hot, sexy, explicit)
7. Cross-Dressing: From the inside out (honestly thoughtful)
8. Barely Legal PhoneSex Sweetheart (prepare to be amazed)
9. So you want to write erotica? (excellent resource, frequently updated)
10. Dominatrix, Heineken style. Actually, pretty much on the money.
11. A Woman of Conviction. Someone to admire, champion and support.
12. A most interesting artist who’s recently caught my attention.
13. OMG! Look what Mistress Sky’s been up to. I adore this woman!

More fun with the Friday the Thirteenth:

• WiKipeDia says
• Test Your Friday the 13th IQ
• Friday the 13th Strip Tease
• Jason Vorhees Redux

And one more thing:

First 5 callers: 1.13 per minute. Oops! Sale all gone. Sorry. (Thanks, guys!)

Angela 

While you can click on any picture to see it in all of its full-blown glory, proceed with caution:

Notwithstanding my absolute adoration of fem-boys and all of their fabulously-fab fem-kink-iness, what you will see, ladies and gents, is just not so pretty. I’d love to ask the photographers about the circumstances behind this particular photo shoot. Maybe I will hunt them down and request an interview.

And thanks to Gracie for pointing the way. I really don’t know how she finds this stuff. Something to do with Idle Hands? Or an extremely high Perv Quotient? Perhaps she is some abberant, twisted Savant in desperate need of kinship with others of her kind and I should add her to my Savant Collection? But, at least for now, she seems to be happy, so we’ll just leave her to the mayhem of her mischief.

Angela

Well, we know beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And we know that I prefer to dominate rather than be dominated.   At least most of the time.

BUT…

(and there always is a but, else what would be the point of it all)

When he-who-dominates does so with such reverence, such respect, such beauty….well, see for yourself what I mean.

Well, beloved smutters, I do believe it’s time again for one of my little scavanger lists: a bit of this and a bit of that.

• The Biggest News: Veronica Varlow and Burke Heffner have gone and gotten themselves married! To each other, of course. Do you remember my interview with Burke for Sex Kitten and my little piece a while back on Veronica’s online boutique, Danger Dame? Check out this lovely wedding pic at Veronica’s blog. Are they adorable or what? These two are very good people and I am just tickled pink for them.
• Speaking of Sex-Kitten, I recently reviewed the very naughty flick, BEND OVER BOYFRIEND PART II: MORE ROCKIN’ LESS TALKIN’. You might want to check it out, maybe even buy the DVD to keep for your very own. Cuz you ain’t gettiin’ mine, honey-darling!
• Mark Twain was most definitely not a fan of James Fenimore Cooper! Read all about it right here.
• I don’t know about you, but I am very unhappy about poor Pluto losing planet status. Apparently, there are plenty of others who feel the same way.
• I know I keep saying that I’m going to be updating Literate Smut soon. But I really am…honest injun! I’m very excited about erotic photographer, Dave Hare, who’s just agreed to place a gallery at my Smut Galleries. Make sure to visit his site…he is frickin’ awesome.
• I hate to break it to you, and it’s not that I don’t love ya (you’re the only one for me, baby), but very soon –in fact when Literate Smut is finally updated– I will be raising my prices. It’s not that I’m greedy, it’s that I only have so much energy and voice power to expend per day and I need to work smart. Plus, I do happen to put out a pretty fine product. Which means my $2.19 per min. rate will be going up to $2.49 per min. Of course, special callers (you know who you are) would tell you that I am very generous with treats (so you might wanna try to attain “special caller” status).
• Cuckoldry anyone?
• And if it ends up that Karr is guilty, it will a great American tragedy. Good gawd, what that family was put through. Regardless of his guilt, I was and am disgusted with the lip-licking press and every-fucking-body-else who was so eager to suspect/blame the Ramseys. Why do we do that? What’s wrong with us?
• Welcome home to T. Bye bye to the other T. Can’t you all just stay in the same place for a while? And thanks to Coochie Boy for being so sweet.
• Did I tell you I sprained my ankle? Been miserable all weekend. But I think it is on the mend now.
• Happy NiteFlirt anniversary to Lustful Alice and Dear Madame. Older women make better lovers. Isn’t that how the song goes? I’ve spoken personally with both of these lovely ladies, and they come with my personal guarantee that you will be treated royally…one way or the other. So give ’em a call.
• One more thing. Have you ever hear of No-pan kissa? Well you have now.

Ok, I think I’ll go to bed now.

xo

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