Submission Gone AwrySaturday, October 18th, 2008 | |
Ten Things Slave Boy Doesn’t Want to Hear
#1: “Um, I *think* I have another key around here somewhere…”
#2: “Oops.”
#3: “Um. You didn’t *really* need that, did you?”
#4: “Which end of this thing am I supposed to put in there?”
#5: “Don’t worry. I’m sure there’s a locksmith somewhere that’s open at 2AM…”
#6: “I promised not to do any permanent damage – but you know, hair grows back.”
#7: “Oops. I *thought* that was the lube.”
#8: “Uh oh. If that’s the KY tube, what did I just put up your…..”
#9: “Did I mention we’re on camera and this is going on my interactive website?”
#10 “Safeword? Um, what’s a safeword?”
#11 “And this is my German Shepherd, Ralph. I know you’ll just love Ralph.”
#12 “Oh fuck. You *can* untie yourself from up there, right?”
#13 “Oh shit. You do know CPR, don’t you?”
#14 “Heh heh heh. You didn’t tell anybody else you were coming here, did you?”
#15 “I do too know what I’m doing. I’ve read five whole Gor novels!”
#16 “Now, where DID I put that extra attachment for the chainsaw?”
#17 “Uh oh. If this is the tube of Superglue, where’s the KY?”
#18 “Did I ever mention that little fantasy I have about the tennis balls?”
#19 “Lie very, very still and keep your body temperature low. It turns me on.”
#20 “Oh, um, hello, Officer.”
(sent to me by a very obedient boy, who I think would could actually hear any of the above and would still adore me)