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His First Blowjob!

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

So a guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to serve him up six shots of vodka.

"Six shots," the bartender exclaims.  "What’s the occasion?"  He lines up six shot glasses and begins pouring the vodka.

"My first blowjob."

"Wow!," says the bartender, putting a seventh glass on the bar.  "In that case here’s your six and a seventh one on me."

"Thanks," says the guy, "but the seventh still won’t get the taste of penis out of my mouth."

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I’ve been showing you a lot of stuff that I’d saved for you (the above having been saved from my sister’s email).  It is here and there and everywhere in between.  And there’s lots more, just don’t you worry.  Christmas shopping and wrapping in between regular life and Phone Sex calls is keeping me seriously busy.  So that’s my excuse.  You were gonna see it sooner or later, so why not now?

You do see my point  … yes???

But I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN YOU.  Not in the least, nor even for a milisecond.

xo, Angela

Tis the Season:  A Christmas Miracle. 
That Holiday standard:  Yingle Bells
Santa Baby:  Just slip a little something under the tree.

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…if daddy had only seen

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

 
 
 
 
 
 
…mommy blowing Santa Claus last night.
 
 
~Happy Holidays, 2007~
 
Angela 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Adult Sex Quiz

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

ADULT SEX QUIZ


Q.) What doesn’t belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What’s the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubik cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What’s the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

***Again, I bring you the content of my sister, Bethany’s inter0ffice email.  She forwards me a lot of this stuff.  And–aren’t you lucky–I pass it on to you.  At my end, I see a list of email addresses to which she (and others before her) have forwarded the original.  And let me tell you, ladies and gents,  a large majority of the receivers are female.

Bethany is very high up on the corporate ladder, verily a  mover and shaker, mixing it up with power brokers day in, day out.  My point is that if you’re wondering if sophisticated ladies in suits and heels can get raunchy with the best of them…

Well, hell yes, we can!

xo, Angela 

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