• always desperate for some serious, malicious ass-kicking  
• perpetually groveling for brutal & barbaric ego-smashing
• controlled by a prurient, animal dick that I own
• craving his Mistress, Goddess, Dominatrix, Boss Bitch

He wrote:

I go without you for so long. I look for you and long for you but you are away, living your life as well you should. Then I see it–an email that you’ve mentioned me in a tweet. I rush there and consume the snippets that you’ve written and ache ache ache for more but am denied because of my impotence.

I imagine this is what chastity and edging are like.

I replied:

You’re too much of a gluttonous whoreman to enjoy chastity or edging.

Now … castration might just be the perfect answer.

Don’t forget to check zen fetish. You’re my (un)shining star, after all.

So over at my erotica blog, Blistered Lips, I’ve been kinda-sorta tracking–I tend to be lazy about this stuff–my search engine traffic to see what search terms are bringing surfers to the site. I could almost blush! Or maybe I should voluntarily submit to wearing a scarlet letter. Or should I be washing my mouth out with soap? Enlightening, to say the least. Maybe I should get serious about the "professional" end of this once and for all. On second thought…nah! Some of the wordage is downright filthy, some is quite humorous, some accurately reflects my fantasy interests and some of it–I haven’t a clue as to why someone would be looking up such stuff. So, with at least some semblance of economy in mind, here is a partial list:

• cock leash (a current passion)
• tease and denial
• gloved masturbation (great humiliation technique)
• spankings for touching cock (story)
• cuckold castration
• tease denial
• sucking cock (story)
• Tease and denial
• cock leash
• strap-on cuckold
• "tease & denial" +clit
• mistress ass clit cum yes ma’am
• tease and denial
• sissy, panties
• domination xxx beginning learning (he needs to check out Richard)
• "STRAP ON" knees beg suck
• tease and denial
• show pussy lips
• spanking, bad boy
• panty jerking (story)
• tease princess humiliation (story)
• "you wouldn’t dare" mom spanking
• kerrie marie
• cuckold mistress
• suck my beautiful cunt lips (sounds like fun)
• pig cumming (say what?)
• tease and denial
• castration (story)
• teased begging to cum denied denial (story)
• spanked mother bedroom strap
• cuckold tease and denial
• cock leash
• hand job (story)
• tease and denial
• blistered lips
• swollen pussy lips
• flash tease denial (story)
• denied sex cum sissy
• sister prick tease
• castration issue femdom
• types of pussy lips (doesn’t he know?)
• panties tease denial
• strap-on domination ( calling Mistress V)
• tease denial
• TEASE AND DENIAL CUM
• bowl-of-cum blonde (poor girl)
• tied up and teased
• tease and denial cuckold
• I play with my clit as she canes me
• she made me promise to eat cum if cuckolded
• wife tease and denial
• tease and denial (Are we seeing a pattern here?)
• "spunk-soaked" orgasms (sounds messy)
• table tease denial
• "she spanks hard" (article)
• stiletto in the cunt (ouch)
• tease denial
• tease and denial phoenix (what about Dallas? or Denver?)
• cockleash femdom
• "cock pig" cum balls school (there’s a school for that?)
• hand job with ball spreader
• tease and denial
• femdom "cum training"
• dangling pussy lips (eeeewe!)
• crawl here eat my cunt bitch
• cuckold panties
• blistered lips (could it be?)
• wife tease denial
• "chastity device" dysfunction
• femdom manservant (I could use one of these.)
• squirt on the floor come cock strapon
• first time cuckolding
• Sounds in his cock (ouch-but fun)

As you see, I threw in a few comments and links. Be my guest. And BTW (by the way) — I’m working this weekend. Ring me up if you wanna see if I can live up to my bad reputation.

xo, Angela