Subject: How Utterly Gauche of You

To: Client 108954d

You have abused my generosity and I am blocking you.

Rest assured I will be reporting you to my colleagues so that no one ever again deigns to show you any largesse.

I do hope you remember what you did the next time someone cheats you or steals from you or underpays you.

Because Karma is a bitch. And so are you.

Mistress Angela

PS. Did you know that, if you are a cheap tipper, your waitperson might very well spit in your food?

I hate when a caller disappoints me with banal indiscretions and bad manners. I double hate it when they’ve said they are submissive, that they put women on a pedestal, that they adore you, blah blah blah.

This curb crawler actually utilized five free minutes I’d sent him, due to a call dropping (customer service is everything, dontcha know?), and talked for one more minute before hanging up.

Hanging. The. Fuck. Up. On. Me.

Client 108954d has been deep-sixed.