Thanks to Mr. B for sending this my way.  I'm currently landlocked by scads of frozen snow, with a zillion things to do before the holiday.   I've been rather grumpy.  Maybe even a lot grumpy.  So an unexpected giggle is much appreciated.

I'm sure some of "castration" callers will like this, too.  Maybe I should just take you guys to the North Pole.  Seems Rudolph knows what he's doing.