As in … if you were listening in on my call with Mr. M today in which he astutely observed: 

For all we know,  Sarah regularly dresses up like a Polar Bear and makes Todd take her strap-on oil rig up the ass.

Thus I brag  — not for the first time, nor for the last — that I have the absolute greatest callers in the world.  (kisses, Mr. M — talk with you soon)

xo, Angela

So I’m teasing my rather straight (but very bad boy) caller.

"I’m going to make you suck big, black cock."

He is quiet.

"Do you hear me?"

Then he answers:

"Yes, Dear Mistress, but only if it’s Barack Obama’s big, black cock."

—-Which is just a lovely example of just how smart and witty and adorable most of my callers are.

(and, yes, since you asked, I am most definitely voting for Obama — HE ROCKS!)

xo, Angela