We’ve done this before … the boys … the girls.  But it’s been quite a while and, well, the more the merrier.  eh?  In case you don’t know how this works, it’s really just a list of people I wish would call me for phone sex.  And who knows?  Maybe a few have already and I just didn’t catch it.  I have talked to a few relatively famous person a time or two.  Even or three or four.

And don’t you dare even ask who.  My lips are — as always and ever will be — sealed.  Kissing and telling are such bad form, I’m sure you’d agree.  Particularly if I were telling about Y O U!  So thank your lucky stars I am a discreet .  (Did you catch that, PQS?  The "discreet" part, I mean.)

This time, it’s a jumble of hes and shes.  Maybe I’ll surprise you:

• Keith Urban … An Aussie vaquero!  Hotttt.
• Ted Neeley … Yeah, I’d do Jesus. 
• Isabella Valentine … Have you heard her voice?  Seriously sexy.
• Jon Gosselin … Just to castrate him and then rip out his new "bachelor" earrings.
• Anderson Cooper … He’s just a cute as a button.
• Blacked Eyed Peas … Yup, every one of them.
• Emma Thompson … Because  a certain someone would go absolutely bonkers.
• Naughty Blonde  … Who is so cute I want to pinch her cheeks.  Yes, those cheeks.
• Piers Morgan … He fascinates me.
• Leonard Cohen … I’m smitten.
• Pink … We could be BFFs!
• Kaws … Or maybe one of his ashtrays would do.
• Charles Osgood … I already spend my Sunday mornings with him, so why not?
• Rod Blagojevich … Because the guy has got a set, if ya get my drift.
• Johnny Depp  … Oh, yeah.
• Jackie Warner … My perfect husky-voiced lipstick lesbian.

Of course it’s all in good fun.  What I’m really saying is that these are people I find interesting and/or admire and/or think are hot.  But you were smart enough to know that without me spelling it out for you.  Right?

Peace out.

Angela