Why is it that sneaking a peek is hotter than having it all spread out like a Thanksgiving banquet right in front of you? Probably because it seems naughtier: catching a glimpse of the main dish, when you weren’t even offered a trifling, a crumb or even a half-hearted promise to lick the bowl.
Thanks to Mr. V, a most revered Grand Master of Upskirt Roleplay, who reminded me of just how much fun it can be with a long, delicious cock-teasing call today. And who also, knowing I pay absolutely no attention to Pop Gossip, clued me into to the latest celebrity Peek-A-Boo Faux Pas. We would, as the Perez Hilton crowd surely knows, be talking about Ginger Spice (Geri Halliwell) and her er, um … incident.
And while even Fox News found it noteworthy, I have a feeling Bill O’Reilly might have something to do with that. I mean we all do remember his Phone Sex Scandal (which, in both my personal and professional judgment, he absolutely sucked at).
Everything started out just hunkey dorey, with Ms. Halliwell playing it spicey-but-nicey in a chiffon-like red dress when she recently attended the BAFTA British Academy Children’s Awards. At least at first.
Could have been the wind, the allignment of stars, even a not-so-talented seamstress. Or maybe she was missing her Spice Girls days and just was looking for just one more Zig-A-Zig Ha.
Regardless, she did that model-like turn there on the red carpet and … RING A DING DING!
Well, I can tell you that Mr. V (and I suspect more than a few photographers) is very, very happy. Before he’d even called me, he’d downloaded the pics and added them to his ever-expanding collection.
So Ginger/ Geri ….tell us what you wanted, what you really really wanted … when you showed us your sexy little ass?
On second thought, just never you mind. Because it really is none of our damned business. And you are stunning, with or without the upskirt shot. But that won’t stop the Upskirt Kinksters from hoping and wishing.
I mean a dirty boy has got to do what a dirty boy has got to do!
xo, Angela
