• Mistress V discusses the good, bad and the ugly of Consensual Blackmail and dominating a married couple (for real–not pretend) in her latest PodCast.
• Kathleen Turner will be appearing on Nip/Tuck next season as a phonesex operator in need of vocal chord repair.
• The best place to find what’s hot in the adult arena? Janes Guide.
• Trixie’s blog is one of the best on the net, as far as I’m concerned. Go there now!
• Amanda Bangs has just opened a hot site with cuckold videos at very reasonable prices: Cuckolds Exposed
• Chef will be returning to South Park in next week’s episode.
• I talk about Fantasy vs. Reality in my monthly column at Sex Kitten.
• The Dirtiest Girl in the World, Princess Jasmine, talks about a wimp and his dicklett in her latest blog entry.
• By the way, if you like perusing blogs, particularly adult ones, check out Gang Bangs in the sidebar.
• If you’re a Brangelina fan, Anderson Cooper will be interviewing the new mother tomorrow on Anderson Cooper 360.
• What’s your Entertainment IQ?
• Johnny Depp is so sexy…and I never realized it until I saw Secret Window.

Did I forget anything? Of course I did.

1. Phone Sex Manual
2. SNL Phone Sex (featuring Paris Hilton)
3. Republican Phone Sex
4. Deaf Phone Sex
5. Phone Sex Tattler
6. Phone Sex T-Shirt (male)
7. Phone Sex T-Shirt (female)
8. Phone Sex DVD (Spike Lee just about nails it.)
9. Phone Sex Bumper Sticker
10. Phone Sex Cartoon (order a mug & get one for me, too)

On May 1 the enigmatic SuperVert announced that his website, PervScan was celebrating its third year on the web, and as such Mr. Vert (my special name for him) was going to take a month-long haitus, during which he would ponder the fate of said website–whether to close up shop or continue feeding the animals (which can be very taxing at times, because web pets do not take well to domestication).

If you don’t know it by now, you should…I adore Mr. Vert. We’ve exchanged a few emails (not to mention links) and he is just about the most fascinating –if not THE most fascinating– presense on the Internet today. So it began: I and the quivering minions waited out the long month of May biting our fingernails, eating ice cream and potato chips, pacing the floor, channel surfing for info ads, indulging in an over-abundance of greasy spoon sex and anything else that reeked of spineless addictive behavior. What would we do without our PervScan. What would I do without my Mr. Vert?

Well, toss out the spray paint and paper bags, because, Mr. Vert is back in the saddle again! Can I hear an Amen, Sister and Brother?

And not only is he back, he’s back with a vengence, adding PervScan.tv to his online empire of creative endeavors. Now we can indulge our nasty little voyeuristic predilicitions even more. Because it’s so much fun when the other guy gets caught isn’t it?

If you visit Mr. Vert–and you better ’cause I said so–check out the links to his other websites. Reality Studio is without a without doubt the most complete and up-to-date collection of information on William S. Burroughs that one can find anywhere. Fleurs Du Mal is dedicated to Charles Baudelaire, in particular his piece de resistance, Les Fleurs Du Mal and contains “every poem of each edition of Les Fleurs du mal, together with multiple English translations.”

One more thing, straight from my heart: You really should purchase both of Mr. Vert’s books, Necrophilia Variations and Extraterrestial Sex Fetish. I have them both. In fact, I will be reviewing both and interviewing Mr. Vert sometime soon. But what is so special about these books (besides the writing…wait for the reviews) is the books, themselves. They are so beautiful, so fucking sexy just to look at, you will want to fuck them…I kid you not!

So get busy: Visit, peruse, get smarter, get dirtier. Get your fix the SuperVert way. I guarantee you will not be disappointed. At the very least you will have a lot of fun. But I’m betting you just might learn something, too.

Not so much of the Phone Sex part tonight, as I have a sevenish dinner date and will most likely be out of the mood when I return home, if you know what I mean.

But as far as taking calls this coming week, there is little on my agenda (at least so far) that should distract me from the business of making bad boys out of good men. I might even offer a special…never know what I might be up to.

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As you may or may not know, I’ve always had an aversion to television in general, opting for a few select shows (South Park, Law & Order, CI), but I kinda-sorta got into the couch potato thing while at the loft and have picked up some very bad habits. One show that has really caught my fancy is Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List. So much so that I’ve decided to create a Zen Diva page. I’d been thinking about it for a while, because women are (as Sabrina would say) fucking awesome. So, there you have it. Kathy the brash, the brave, the awesome has finally kicked my ass into (somewhat, just somewhat) high gear.

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Speaking of potato head/brain dead activities–that being staring at the tube for endless hours–I also became quite enamoured with Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Dr. 90210. I’d been a fan of Queer Eye before but just never stuck with it. Well, Fab Five, I’m baaack! They are in Las Vegas this season, at least so far, and I am finding it fascinating. With Dr. 90210, it’s Dr. Rey who has caught my eye. Brazillian, married to a beautiful blonde and giving boob jobs to the well-endowed ($$$) under-endowed (^^), he is just the epitome of new millineum nuance.

I’m not done yet. I still have got to check out HBO’s Big Love, which stars Bill Paxton as a polygomist living in Utah with three wives. How can I pass that up? The show has been around a while with twelve episodes under its belt and I haven’t seen a one. BUT! Where there’s a will there’s a way. And I checked my TV on demand guide. All shows are there for the watching at my convenience. That is if I ever find it convenient.

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So seems like I might be in a heap of trouble here. I didn’t even own a television for the longest time. Then Iraq happened, so I went out and bought a television. See what havoc a bad republican president can cause in one innocent little girl’s life?